Tippy's Owner

All things Texas. Cows, seccession, y'all, longhorns, cowboys, and more cows. The North will fall again. Make America Great Again y'all

[Jarrett Black @jarrett_black5]

Walked by an elem. school & heard a 6 yo tell a girl "my gf's not here". At 6 all I cared about was nap/snack time kids growin up too fast

[Jarrett Black @jarrett_black5]

The women of the Girl Scout Cookie Empire heard my complaint and started pulling their kids from school to sell them. Not sure that's better https://t.co/B0co06RV9V

[Tippy's Owner @tippythecow]

Only 60 degrees today. Gotta get my sweatshirt and sweatpants out. This is Texas winter #bundleup #hypothermia #globalcolding

[Jarrett Black @jarrett_black5]

To all the people who said I'd never make it 😤

[Tippy's Owner @tippythecow]

@CowTippy @sirswagmachine we're going to have to put you down. I want a burger

[Tippy's Owner @tippythecow]

@sirswagmachine @ me next time brosephine 🐮😤🐮

[Tippy's Owner @tippythecow]

Roses are red, violets are blue.
Tippy was the best cow I ever knew

[Tippy's Owner @tippythecow]

All my exes actually do live in Texas #whataretheodds #heartbreaker

[Tippy's Owner @tippythecow]

Luscious 🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮 https://t.co/dcOfqYf89D

[Tippy 🐮 @CowTippy]

@tippythecow

[Tippy's Owner @tippythecow]

@jinosencio12 will you milk tippy's utters

[Tippy's Owner @tippythecow]

#Trump2k16

[Tippy's Owner @tippythecow]

I got my own toupee the other day. It was grey so it had to stay. Met Bobby Flay outside Bombeii. I heard him say he made me soufflé #tippy

[Tippy's Owner @tippythecow]

That's my tippy ❤️🐮