Peeno Cummelier

jpeens. currently spiralling.
18+ likes nsfw. just a collection of things i like.

[Peeno Cummelier @tipsynostalgia]

hello im not funny but i can cook please clap

[maK 🔻 @TheyThemItalian]

she's being too nice

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

The way the parasite outbreak can probably be traced back to her salad

[ltm @legotrillermoth]

mitch mcconnell showing up to work tomorrow with a big frankenstein scar on his forehead and a much gayer voice than before

[pedro 🦭 @impossibleprnce]

os australianos assim

[pop enthusiast @antriggered]

the way it's not even the best song in the album

[shreya @shreyabasu003]

Lmao

[🙄 @pastaxprince]

These Met Gala looks

[beloved donkey, Eeyore @UrineRecycler]

Suck a man’s dick and he’ll cum once. Teach a man to suck dick and he’ll be like that’s really not something I’m interested in. Could you just suck my dick again? Men these days don’t want to learn anything

[Ro.G @RockAimer]

Pirate who realized their nudes got leaked

[JESSI RIHANNA @Jessi_Rihanna]

They are saying that Chappell Roan recently released a very carcinogenic mist toward a group of fans recently. I think its fair. The fans were trying to rip her apart like the baby in Mother! "We want to rip you apart!" "You're like the baby in Mother! to us!" It's just sad.

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

“This… stuff?”

[Charles Austin @charlesraustin]

Nepo baby who can’t write a song to save his life taking shots at a self-made platinum seller with an iconic discography

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

People who back into parking spots cannot be truly present. You envisualized your departure the moment you arrived

[delilah! 𒉭 @corpseoficarus]

i got so much microplastics in me i could shit out a 3d printed version of the gun used to kill shinzo abe

[Santa fucker supreme @RodsRodRods]

I would install the swing so sturdily. I would chug an ocean every 5 minutes so he would never go thirsty. I would get pedicures every 2 days and never wear shoes near him. I would let his sibling legally adopt me...

[Santa fucker supreme @RodsRodRods]

Me after two strokes into that Ming Dynasty boiled mulberry silk love tunnel

[matt @mattybtweets69]

I used to fear the black mold in my apartment bathroom but now I understand it. It’s here to help me. It’s here to make me feel good.

[soapy hadid @soapyhadid]

The acting in Wicked 2 is all over the place. Jonathan Bailey is in Shrek 2, Ariana and Cynthia are on the Wicked float at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, Michelle Yeoh is in la Rosa de Guadalupe, Jeff Goldblum is AI