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for my own entertainment

[amil @amil]

I like to think of Amy (burrito) and Annie (mac n cheese) as estranged sisters

[Corner Club @cornerclub]

Suspect was not and has not been here. No one was removed from the bar the evening of the incident. Stop calling us.

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

“I was born in 2007” sounds fake af nobody is born that late bro

[m!a @tired_slug]

@amber_mismash @toxicking John has jokes

[not j*ss @itsnotjess123]

have u ever found out someone was not gay and ur jaw just drops?

[m!a @tired_slug]

@galanthusgirl2 Justin said no cats so I got a free one off of Craigslist

[m!a @tired_slug]

@galanthusgirl2 I’ll mail you one

[Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman]

every time I choke a on something when I’m home alone I think “not like this”

[m!a @tired_slug]

@phazelic @fuzzymittens Okay I’m pretty sure I have EDS but not diagnosed- I have always had a high pain tolerance + meds don’t work on me well. I usually avoid them unless absolutely necessary

[Wøe ☥ @Woeotto]

Why do marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what the power puff girls did in 11 minutes

[Sam Taggart @samttaggart]

School is like ok lemme get you up to speed on all the wars you missed before you go to your job forever

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

does anyone else have the social anxiety thing where you convince yourself you don’t know the name of someone you definitely do know the name of so you avoid addressing them by name even though you absolutely do know their name

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

60 degree weather is always little colder and a little warmer than I think it is like I have never once dressed correctly for 60 degree weather and I doubt I ever will

[wint @dril]

whats everyones favorite gas price? mine is $3.29

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i acted weird the other day i was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired

[𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖘 @vaesans]

women wake up in the morning and deadass decide to start off the day with a true crime podcast about murder