Sam Werkema

He/Him/His • Triple Jabbed • Avid HTTYDRTTE enjoyer • Chronic Typoer

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days.

ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

the gem from @NeilClark66

[Calvet Arts @Calvet_arts]

essa pagina é sensacional, que descoberta mermão

[kira-ann (rpm era) @charrlysa]

This is what I was tweeting about yesterday. We can no longer rely on the assumption ai will be visually distinct or bad looking. Yesterday I heard an ai song that was horrifyingly good to where I was shocked it was ai. You must be against ai on principle, not bc of aesthetic

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

reactivated my twitter in case m**** m******** d*** today

[Josiah Hawthorne @JosiahHawthorne]

On this day in history: July 2, 1863, the Confederacy got its butt handed to it on a platter by a liberal arts college professor on sabbatical.

Don't mess with college professors.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Reason #1,000,000,000,000 why we should tax the rich.

[Transfer Portal @NCAAPortal]

It is becoming more and more obvious how important home field advantage was in the Revolutionary War

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

They should bring an NFL team here

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

there’s a kernel of truth here in that most Union soldiers didn’t really care about slavery until they got down to the South and saw it firsthand, at which point they had to be regularly stopped from lynching the Plantation owners

[Joel Sawyer @joeldavidsawyer]

Nothing has ever made me prouder to be an American.

[Andrea Bitely @AndreaBitely]

The dark spot in Ohio is where they exclusively look for Michigan drivers.

[Nancy Rommelmann @NancyRomm]

My daughter sends. She knows all about this. Also please come over so I can feed you

[🦆 B1G Duck Energy 🦆 @B1GDuckEnergyy]

Europeans seeing a live Pop-Tart being executed during half time of a World Cup match

[mellipede @mellip3de]

you can pry gender neutral ‘dude’ and ‘bro’ out of my cold dead hands liberal

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

I don’t think it’s fair to credit this all to Mamdani, when I’ve personally chosen to stop my random killings for unrelated reasons

[Vincent Bevins @Vinncent]

I can't wait for the world to realize that stadiums in the USA are called like the Doritos CryptoScam Raytheon Thunderdome

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

i’m so mad at fifa for banning tailgates at the world cup. these euro tourists would’ve lovedddd getting free hotdogs and beers shoved into their hands by an overweight dad named bob