jade🌿

☕️ 21, INTJ, data science, IT intern
☕️ current game: stardew valley
☕️ radiant KJ main
#AlwaysFNATIC + #PRXWin

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

Jake Paul calls Bad Bunny a 'fake American' for being born in Puerto Rico.

Jake Paul currently lives in Puerto Rico to avoid paying American Taxes.

You cant make this up.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Americans are being killed in the street by their government. Our Constitution is being shredded and our rights are dissolving. Resist.

Senate Dems should block ICE funding this week. Activate the National Guard.

We can and must stop this.

[gabby @gxbbycxte]

“and then carrie ann cried at elaine’s dance but then gave her a lower score than whitney.” #DWTS

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

MAGA is the first movement in history where the poor fight for the right to become more poor and have less rights, it’s even worse than communism or capitalism combined.

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

Being MAGA is just telling the world you are a child rape supporting loser and have no ambition beyond serving oligarchs. Even dogs have more dignity.

[jade🌿 @tisjustjade]

The difference of a year 🤢

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Ok sure, eggs are more expensive and inflation isn’t lowering, but at least they cut the funding for childhood cancer research, stopped monitoring Bird flu, shutdown Medicaid, stripped hungry kids of their school lunches and took hot meals away from seniors.

[jade🌿 @tisjustjade]

Lady liberty must make all of you maga freaks so angry

[•🐾Southpauz🐾 • @SouthpauzArt]

I hope the male loneliness epidemic eats you maga scum alive. I hope you feel a hole in your soul and feel unloved until your dying day. I hope you rot in your deathbed wondering why women looked at you like you had rabies your whole life as your eyes close for the last time.

[×͜× Rokhaya ⸆⸉ ໑̣ @RokhaLovesHS]

for real, america can’t be real

[adi @buwygfiib]

and FUCK every bitch who voted third party.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

so exciting how this week we’ll either have the first woman president or the end of america

[jade🌿 @tisjustjade]

"What are you looking for in a significant other?" Someone who aggressively opens the bedroom curtains in the morning like a servant in those regency era films to wake me up. Bonus points if they bring me tea and the daily papers.

[keely flaherty @keelyflaherty]

feeling rested, recharged, and ready to take on this totally normal week

[unregistered hyperkate 2 @kathrwn]

Tuesday schedule

8:30
soy latte at local drag brunch

9:00
vote for Kamala 20 times

11:30
get abortion

1:00
vote for Kamala another 50 times

6:00
vegan dinner with interracial gay polycule at comet ping pong

9:00
another abortion

[aram 🐏 @aramnotagoat]

fun uncle vs cousin that isn’t in the groupchat

[not simone @lowkeysim]

Verizon having an outage when it really should be Microsoft Teams

[sysengineer @_sysengineer]

The Verizon intern right now