Steven Solomon 🇺🇸

Like King Solomon, with way less wisdom and a slightly smaller harem

[Steven Solomon 🇺🇸 @tistheSteven]

@alexandr_wang Meta Muse is just Metamucil said too fast. And I have to use both all the time

[Steven Solomon 🇺🇸 @tistheSteven]

I love @Muse and I’m discovering new capabilities every hour. It’s incredible. Hey @alexandr_wang would love to see the Outlook connector support Microsoft 365 work accounts. Right now it only accepts personal Microsoft accounts. Native work-account support would be huge 👊

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Here’s the 2nd trade in my attempt to trade for a Cybertruck. I can see it’s a long road ahead lol 😂
@elonmusk @Tesla

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@brahma_4u Problem solved

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So I decided I’m going to try and trade my way up to a Cybertruck. I know it sounds impossible or unrealistic, but I’m one of the people who love the Cybertruck and all the things @elonmusk is doing, so if anything this will be fun, even if it’s unlikely. My first trade is here, with me telling a joke and a guy gave me a pen in exchange, so the truck should be here any day now 😂

Here goes nothing…

[Steven Solomon 🇺🇸 @tistheSteven]

@The_Kyle_Mann @drewdyck If that’s the opener, there’s no way I’m telling them to leave

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@McKenzieMNelson Are the pushups with us in the room now?

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Super cool

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@SamyazaSpeaks Awesome!

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I said what I said

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@PoliceThePolic1 Apparently that woman loves her city, mother***** 🤣. Should have worn a different shirt.

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@Protestia “Beware of wolves in frilly clothing…”

Jesus

[Steven Solomon 🇺🇸 @tistheSteven]

@Protestia My god. My ears. Dear sweet Lord help my ears.

[Steven Solomon 🇺🇸 @tistheSteven]

I open my 7-year-old daughter’s door every time we get into the car, and I say, “your carriage m’dam” with a small bow.

She always replies with her own bow and a “thank you, my sir.”

Never letting her open a car door ever 😂

[Steven Solomon 🇺🇸 @tistheSteven]

I went to a @PredsNHL game and asked fans to explain icing to me. Turns out I found the one group of people who knows less about hockey than I do.

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@NoContextHumans You should already be in the car by then

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@Cernovich What’s the strategy if everything you write goes into the void?

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@alx Have you talked to all 9 of them yet? Just ask…

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@RealSpitfire Does watching AI generated Oscar slop count?