Titania Lyn

model; all sorts of naked, most of the time.

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I only label my moving boxes if they're fragile. It makes it more interesting to move in.

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I always thought it was "Maxwell jump!" NOT "Might as well jump!" I always pictured a small boy, named Max, attempting to jump from a high dive.

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My esophagus is in a medical textbook as "example of a healthy esophagus showing nothing of concern". I kept those photos on my fridge. Best. Tearsheet. EVER.

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Memorable gigs? I once played topless twoster in a haunted theater in Kansas City.

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I forgot my Twitter handle, so I'm tweeting in hopes to remember it.

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Pizza Hut called my mom at 11pm, looking for me (I do not work at the Hut.) She pretended she didn't know who I was. How frequently does she disavow me like this, especially with Pizza on the line?!

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Dogs can't run medical machines, but Cats can.

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All tequila from now on shall be known as "leftover tequila."

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Sir, were you aware your asparagus is smoking? You should really get it on the patch or something.

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"Robbie! What's something funny I said I can put on the twitter?"
"Well, that's pretty good."

(I'll get more amusing, I swear.)

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#instax by damochamberlain at #readingairshow… https://t.co/FitQSfco3B

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Live from the Yankee Lady! #warbird #b17… https://t.co/M6CWx51OpC

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New sunnies and a new lipstick from… https://t.co/UVjicyWamj

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I'm in miniature heaven! #easterbonnet #2girls1closet #dragcon #glitterforever https://t.co/lpgrOcBooC

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It's a sugar egg for your head. #easterbonnet #dragcon #fairygodmotherforhire #2girls1closet… https://t.co/tMrwBS3WJS

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Hanging out in our #historicalunderwear at #militaryhistoryfest ... They're all classy, and I… https://t.co/qYPsu7iRcY

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Good afternoon, my lovelies! #mermaidhair #ladygodiva #longhairdontcare #handbra… https://t.co/RGkDqhb1mm

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#heartshapedcats https://t.co/Mwr48ClVg2

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Goodbye to all the lovely women who came together to make so much beauty! #selfie #model… https://t.co/ur2j5BJ24W

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A #diychristmas for those with #assholecats ... Bell Jars and bowls are your friends.… https://t.co/1i6xR59qDr