Rob Garland

(he/him) - has hot ankles

[Rob Garland @titeturtle]

If we were ever friends and just grew apart, I still love y’all

[Rob Garland @titeturtle]

@CodifyBaseball Walks:
Soriano - 38
Williams - 147

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

THE POWER BROKER: ROBERT MOSES AND THE FALL OF NEW YORK

[Mark Bartlett @mark_a_bartlett]

Here’s your Gallagher Square Update:

[willforthrill @willforthrill]

All of The Strokes songs are about how cool it is for a girl to come over to your apartment

[undecided voter @eyeballslicer]

because we’re here on earth to fart around

[ToonHoleChris @toonholechris]

Bird Therapy

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

gambling monk, germany, 15th century

[Roady @roadsoda69420]

1 year ago today i was shooting die til 3am every night with my buddy’s. now im stuck in corporate america. this sucks!

[Luka Ivan Jukic @lijukic]

Did not expect brutalist churches to look so cool

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

evangelicals: "you should come to my church, we have cool music and a really positive and uplifting message"

catholics:

[Rob Garland @titeturtle]

Coworker loves to tap his foot and whistle. On a Friday afternoon? Okay. On a Wednesday before lunch? Cmon man

[Rob Garland @titeturtle]

@CodifyBaseball Mike Trout healthy season.

[FatBottomGirlBakes @FBGBakes]

This just in: one of the fun experiences to be offered at 2024 FanFest will be laying sod with the Friar and Pad Squad 💪🏻

[Matt Matson @mjmatson]

Park in the park 75% complete.
@TooMuchMortons_ @WillHolder9 @PrellersBurner @SamNeher24 @619sports @annieheilbrunn @mickeykoke

[Jimmy O'Brien @Jomboy_]

I saw Moby Dick at the Sydney Opera house when I was 8. Guy walked on stage and screamed Call Me Ishmael. My sister and I laughed pretty loud. Mom and dad nudged us. Slept through the rest of the show. Was too young to be seeing Moby Dick at the opera house. 0.0% chance this stadium gets built.

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

Last year they won more than 90 games in a regular season:

2023 ATL BAL LAD MIL TB
2022 CLE HOU NYM NYY STL TOR
2021 BOS CWS SF
2020
2019 MIN OAK WSH
2018 CHC COL
2017 ARI
2016 TEX
2015 KC PIT
2014 LAA
2013 DET
2012 CIN
2011 PHI
2010
2009
2008
2007
2006
2005
2004
2003 MIA SEA
2002
2001
2000
1999
1998 SD

[Elai @elaifresh]

When you find a 464-view YouTube video that explains the exact obscure sump pump configuration you're working on and the stock music soundtrack goes unbelievably hard: