titine

[tenso @distributedkv]

wow

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

i think February 2024,2025 & 2026 me would sit in the same room and kill themselves

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse

[josiah Ⴟ ☽☾ ∞ @S1CKHEARTS_]

college is all about eating the worst meal of your life over and over again

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

Thinking about the time in college when a girl paid me $50 to write an essay for her and I brought my campus laptop to a frat party and let everyone there write a different paragraph of the paper after playing Edward 40 hands. She got a 12%.

[Spill The Memes @SpillTheMemes]

😂

[G @pasderalentir]

Tu vas sur linkedin tu vois des gens « ecole polytechnique : rank 11/557 » mddddrrrrrrrrr tu veux faire quoi stp

[Yuyu 🇫🇷 @Yusei59159]

Il sait pas ce qu'est un mathématicien

[nagy @okthisisnagy]

Plasma physics cannot be a real field they got meow squared in the denominator 😭😭

[BMS | Ameer🇲🇦 @fan2ameer]

J’ai demandé au geek de ma classe si je pouvais faire le PowerPoint il a éclaté de rire

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

[the first 5 minutes of every law & order]

medical examiner: looks like she was shot during her morning jog

cop: you know what they say. early bird gets the bullet

barista: yeah, i recognize her. last week: espresso, blueberry muffin, & a bruise the size of a nickel on her arm

[َ @4NGELWING]

does anyone wanna be friends? i’m hard to get along with and i take so long to respond it gets disrespectful

[💋 @jtmpastroptoi]

C'EST INCROYABLE QUE LA MOYENNE LA PLUS EFFICACE D'ENREGISTRER UN FICHIER AU FORMAT PDF SOIT DE FAIRE CROIRE À SON ORDINATEUR QUE L'ON VA L'IMPRIMER 😭😭😭