"Dad can I borrow your old digital camera for my photography class?" "Sure bud! Just charge the battery and it should be good to go!" I guess he forgot it had an old SD card in it ;)
My uncle would pretend to be asleep and make this dramatic cartoon snoring sound and I'd come in and see him with his big hairy boner. I'd slide my shorts off tand sit on his face while I jacked his thick dong. I'll never forget the feeling of his soft tongue making out with my pink hole while his beard scratched it at the same time. He'd shoot a big thick load and go back to "sleeping" 😛