Titty Towel

The official twitter of the official towel for women, titties and people who like cartoon titties on towels.

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.@kitchentowels whoa. there is definitely not enough room for the both of us on twitter. go back to the kitchen where you belong. #towelday

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THANK YOU, AND YOU'RE WELCOME! BUY TOWELS #TOWELDAY #PUTABOOBONIT RT @baratunde happy #towelday nerds!

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@hipsterrunoff you're totally lamestream. there, i said it. someone had to.

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EXCLUSIVE: WORLD PREMIERE OF THE "TITTY TOWEL SONG" - http://bit.ly/hu1O1M (listen, dance, purchase. repeat)

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@RingsideSteve we can fix that, bro.

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Christmas/Hanukkah = Titty Towels FOR ALL THE IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE. ORDER NOW AND BEAT THE RUSH!

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@GramGuy dude, are you into dicks? what about boobs? --> ( o )( o )

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We're betting on both. RT @MTVClutch In the battle of Butts vs Boob, Butts wins. http://gawker.com/5627839/butts-arrested-for-murder-of-boob

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We're pro smush at TT HQ RT @johncmayer A friend texted a gal: "Take a photo like that again, but push against each other so they smush. :)"

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Ok, we have news. Good news and bad news. Bad news: we're out of towels. Good news: there are more on the way. TELL YOUR FRIENDS! ( o )( o )

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We're so honored. #grandmas RT @katiebakes DAY MAKER: @tittytowel on @deadspin. Buy one for YOUR grandma today! http://deadspin.com/5617231/

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What about your girlfriend? Your sister? RT @brendanlee @TheCharlieDay I just lost 20 pounds so I could fit into my dick towel. Thank you.

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@itsmelissabritz Yes.

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It just so happens that we make such a product. Hi. RT @DaLastMil62 @KellyDivine You need a Titty Towel. Just for such a circumstance. lol

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Gents, can we please get this girl in a TITTY TOWEL? RT @bustedcoverage (Photos) Sara Saco-Vertiz In Her Lingerie http://tinyurl.com/2gy2xy4

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We have the cutest customers: http://bit.ly/dcgWpt. We welcome the opportunity to tell you that you look good in the product we sold you!