Izzy Thompson

West Point, NY ▪️Oregon State University

[Izzy Thompson @tizzabelll]

College is that feeling of playing Bop It when it speeds up

[Dave Hogg ✨ @stareagle]

On a night where our country is turning away hurricane survivors, the President is attacking @chrissyteigen.

[April @ReignOfApril]

Me sitting in the conference room at @Twitter as they decide whether #PresidentPussyAssBitch violates their T&C

[RealitySteve @RealitySteve]

Prediction: Whatever song he’s about to sing will be as good as a dog food jingle.

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

Goodnight, Sweet Prince.

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

Welp. This is my life now.

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

He’s a rescue

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

Got me one of these jawns today.
I think I’ll call him Claw’d.

[Izzy Thompson @tizzabelll]

@lexxicook TIME TO START PRACTICING OUR DANCING MOVES 💃🏼💃🏼

[Claudia Lutz @claudialea_]

looks like you’re stuck with me @ Yosemite National Park https://t.co/f93Qh3dCmc

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Add another trophy to the USWNT's collection this week 🏆

They just won Best Team at the #ESPYS!

[Mūrūthi @Ngartia]

It was to protect the floor

[Dusty Smith @cultofdusty1]

Jason Mamoa is getting body shamed on the internet today for this picture of him on vacation bc he’s “fat now” and has a “dad bod”... and I’m officially never taking my shirt off ever again as long as I live. Not even in the shower.

[Meghan Morelli @MeghanMorelliTV]

Jed: “cheers to falling in love.”

Jed’s mom: “cheers to owning your truth.”

America: ....

#TheBachelorette

[Tyler Cameron @TylerJCameron3]

Go off sis 💁🏻‍♂️

[Hannah Brown @hannahbrown]

good times leave a mark. obviously, having a real good time here.

[Izzy Thompson @tizzabelll]

@ChipotleTweets pls tell your Corvallis location to work on their customer service 😅

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

I will be attacked by fellow conservatives for saying this but so be it, this Alabama abortion ban is too restrictive. It doesn’t save life, it simply forces women into more dangerous methods, other states or countries. You don’t encourage life via blanket government mandate!

[Bumi™ @_NickCruise]

Nobody:

...when you drunk headed to the bathroom and a banger starts playing