TJ Brand

[TJ Brand @tj_brand]

@NFLfantasy Smarter play this week: Matt Stafford vs. Aaron Rogers. I have both, and Rogers has been a disappointment recently.

[TJ Brand @tj_brand]

@joshabbottband 👫👣🍻🎻🛤🏜⛺️🌌🗺🍷🎟💔🌑📻 @coffeewithcrim @BillyBobsTexas That show is on my 1 year anniversary!

[TJ Brand @tj_brand]

My day was just ruined by a bubble gum flavored dum-dum sucker in a fruit punch wrapper. Trust issues.

[TJ Brand @tj_brand]

So I sit here on my front porch and I hear the whippoorwill cry for the long lost land of Dixie, and the sweet bye and bye @CodyJohnsonBand

[TJ Brand @tj_brand]

I hope the riot police are on standby... #BRAvsGER "Even the most hardcore gangster would shit his pants in front of a German." @chrisdelia

[TJ Brand @tj_brand]

This is the most patriotic hangover I've ever had.

[TJ Brand @tj_brand]

@Forever_Dusk great

[TJ Brand @tj_brand]

@hopesolo can beat me up anytime. Her husband is an idiot

[TJ Brand @tj_brand]

Karim Benzema is a stud and he looks like @Irby_Wan_Kenobi #doublethreat #FRAvsHON #WorldCup

[TJ Brand @tj_brand]

Some of these players are better actors than Nick Cage. #FRAvsHON #WorldCup

[TJ Brand @tj_brand]

Nobody told the Netherlands that they were playing Spain today #ESPvsNED

[TJ Brand @tj_brand]

That's what I'm talking about Tech! #GunsUp #CWS

[TJ Brand @tj_brand]

Real jealous of everyone at George Strait. Y'all enjoy it! #longlivetheking

[TJ Brand @tj_brand]

@Camjhughes10 lmao dude I definitely saw you a Pete's for like an hour

[TJ Brand @tj_brand]

Can any of my nurse friends come give me an iv please.

[TJ Brand @tj_brand]

Just watched @MaloneJena scream and cuss everyone in her Hunger Games 'interview' and I think I just fell in love.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

The world is so crazy these days that I think if a zombie apocalypse happened, there would be zombie rights activists.

[TJ Brand @tj_brand]

Too jealous of Corpus Christi and #RedRocks right now.#countryrock #HellRaisingGoodTime

[TJ Brand @tj_brand]

Well, good effort JD. But Adam Scott is a surgeon inside 12 feet. #PGATOUR #colonial #TFM

[TJ Brand @tj_brand]

Dufner needs to throw a fat lip in, and this wouldn't even be close. #PGATOUR #colonial #TFM