TJ

omelette connoisseur

[litquidity @litcapital]

Staring at the eclipse?

No thanks, I’ll be staring at excel and creating shareholder value.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[TJ @tj_roberson]

this new ed sheeran album is a solid a+

it could be s tier if someone happened to be madly in love w me, but that is not the case

*turns olivia rodrigo’s album back on*

[TJ @tj_roberson]

I finished watching Squid Game last night and the song that plays when the pink soldiers are walking around is an absolute bop

It be going eee ooo eee ooo eee ooo ahhhhh uuuhhhh ahhh uhhhh eeee oooo

S Tier

[TJ @tj_roberson]

I have reached the point in my life where all you have to do to get on my Snapchat best friends list is to simply send a single Snapchat

[TJ @tj_roberson]

@toriclucero Words cannot espresso how much sage means to me 😩🙏🏽

[TJ @tj_roberson]

i haven’t been able to taste or smell for exactly 50 days now and i almost cried this morning when i tasted a sea salt veggie stick

[TJ @tj_roberson]

@AmazonHelp Thank you, Brandi. Sadly my package did not arrive last night and still has even yet to ship. If I had paid the extra price for same day shipping, what should I go about doing for this order since it failed to arrive same day?

[TJ @tj_roberson]

i was told at 6 am that my amazon package would arrive today by 10 pm

it is almost 9 pm

will my package arrive

[TJ @tj_roberson]

on a trip. missed goo so much that we connected to our roomba’s camera and drove over to her lil tree. there she sat. we will be home soon goo.

[TJ @tj_roberson]

It has been 32 days since the last time I could taste anything. My diet now consists of dill pickles, greek yogurt, and bowls full of sooo many vegetables that definitely don’t taste well together.

[TJ @tj_roberson]

@BellasLuna Are you at chipotle now or did you go somewhere else? Nevertheless, congratulations blud 🎉

[TJ @tj_roberson]

@CallofDuty Hello Call of Duty, I spend more time restarting my game after crashes and alt-f4ing out because yall don’t know how to put me in the correct sbmm level

[TJ @tj_roberson]

I predict that my 2021 Spotify Wrapped top song will be this 10 minute song about shopping and it definitely does not deserve that spot

[TJ @tj_roberson]

i can’t smell (or taste) freedom but i know that it’s less than 24 hours away

[TJ @tj_roberson]

@abigailstdlbr You did do absolutely phenomenal during your karaoke appearance back in 2014! Might have something I’ll run by you in the next couple of days

[TJ @tj_roberson]

Is there anyone on here that’s ever had an interest in hosting a show, whether it be an internet show, talk show, game streaming, etc?

If you know of anyone who may be interested, tag them in the replies or dm for details

[TJ @tj_roberson]

I spend so much of my time listening to songs about how little time that we’ve got here