Tarik Jabri

Computering something something

[You Had One Job @YouHadOneJ0B]

this toddler playing catch with a dolphin is the best thing I've seen today

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

"You have a choice Houston, starve to death...or eat vegan."
(ENTIRE CITY OF HOUSTON TAKES A BIG SWIG OF WHISKY)
"I'll see you in hell."

[Shannon 🇺🇸 @hillisthekillis]

Even in a disaster no one wants the vegan food.

[Michael Keyes @michaelkeyes]

Redneck Army saves National Guard. #thisisAmerica #HurricaneHarvey #HoustonStrong

[Tarik Jabri @tjabri]

Otterly lazy https://t.co/LgFMyVbWPB

[ZWF MIAMI @ZWFMiami]

Lazy otter day 💙🐾😎

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

Lol ok https://t.co/lobyuNOkee

[Quincy Larson @ossia]

Trying to code when chat's open

[D Attenborough @Attenboroughs_D]

Big thank you to the Midway Hotel, Mumbai, the pest control setting on the air conditioning unit worked a treat.

[Tarik Jabri @tjabri]

Uuuhhhh... erm... yeah... 😶 https://t.co/xegF1wSVHO

[People's Daily, China @PDChina]

Chinese woman becomes world’s first to have 3D printed cervical vertebra https://t.co/O0rMCV58eT

[π Rat (Jocke) @SwedishSpaceman]

ok, this gif made my entire evening.

[DPRK News Service @DPRK_News]

Once Proud Fat Man Chris Christie is reduced to theft of "nachoes" from unidentified "hipster" to feed his family, in undated photograph.

[Tarik Jabri @tjabri]

College Encourages Lively Exchange Of Idea https://t.co/fbZvG1NjZD via @theonion

[Judge Don Willett @JusticeWillett]

OFFICER—Sorry to get jalapeño business, sir, but what happened? Was it nacho fault?

DRIVER—I don't wanna taco 'bout it. https://t.co/wjI0KDXTfX

[Tarik Jabri @tjabri]

@eponisdumb All those midiclorians and nothing good to do with them

[Tarik Jabri @tjabri]

@eponisdumb

[Tarik Jabri @tjabri]

@eponisdumb Yeah what a jerk, he just left her hanging like that. He deserved to get skewered with a light saber by his own son.

[Tarik Jabri @tjabri]

@eponisdumb I was gonna go with "when you wish upon a Death Star"