Tyler Jacobson

if you wanna boogie, first you gotta be boot scootin’

[VikingzFanPage @vikingzfanpage]

Dallas Turner brings Khyree with him everywhere 💜

[Tyler Jacobson @tjacobson123]

He’s now up to 18786

[Tyler Jacobson @tjacobson123]

My dad still plays Candy Crush and is on level 4053. honestly I wish I would’ve inherited that kind of dedication

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Hello again.

We’re currently in Clemson, South Carolina. I’ve decided to come back here to document the final part of our road trip.

The main reason I deactivated my account two weeks ago was that things became increasingly toxic. For some people, it’s unfortunately unfathomable that a good story can exist without some kind of hidden agenda behind it. There was even a Reddit group going through my entire account trying to find anything they could use to reveal my identity.

I know this was only a small percentage of people, but after a while it became exhausting. During the last two weeks, I received so many kind messages on Instagram, and they really made me realize how many people genuinely enjoyed following the trip. Some people even told me that their grandparents regularly ask them, “What are the Germans up to today?” I think that’s really cool.

I decided to continue because I realized that the overwhelming majority of people loved following along. A small group of very loud people shouldn’t be able to ruin something that brought so many others joy.

I also want to clear something up, as people who follow me on Instagram already know.

I’ve been to the United States before. This is not my first visit, and I’ve never claimed that it was. The last time I was here was in January 2022, when I visited New York and Philadelphia.

A lot of people shared my Raising Cane’s post from November 2025 to make it look like I was secretly American. That post wasn’t from the United States, it was from my trip to Saudi Arabia.

This is my first time back in the U.S. in more than four years, and apart from Boston, I’d never visited any of the places we’ve been to on this trip before. That’s probably why many people assumed it was our first time in America, because for all of these places, it actually was.

And let me tell you, Ohio and Alabama are very different from New York City or Los Angeles.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

Thanks for reading.

[waiting. @GreenOnionDuck]

As a software engineer I have to unfortunately inform you that if medicine was held to the standard of software engineering there would be mass death.

[Tyler Jacobson @tjacobson123]

@Jakerz3211111 @SleeperNFL @SleeperJaguars No Jefferson and Addison shows ydkb

[Ted @tlschwerz]

The Lions could have been among the easiest teams to cheer for.

They've been a bottom feeder forever.

Instead the team celebrated injuries while the fanbase acted a fool and watching their demise might be the highlight of the season.

[Adam Patrick @adampatrickNFL]

The NFL isn’t ready for the version of Kirk Cousins we’re going to see this season

[PGA Tour @PGATour]

UNBELIEVABLE!

MICHAEL BLOCK JUST DUNKED A HOLE-IN-ONE!

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

2. Chargers

[Tennessee Titans @Titans]

We asked people on Broadway to help us with our 2023 schedule release. 🤣

📺: 2023 Schedule Release on @nflnetwork

[The Masters @TheMasters]

A lighthearted story and request from the Green Jacket winner. #themasters

[Anthony Pompliano 🌪 @APompliano]

This is an insane video 🤯

Man skiing down the mountain randomly sees a snowboarder buried face down in the snow.

Stops. Digs him out. Saves his life.

Wow.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Big Scottie Scheffler fan for including this in his Masters invite.

[PGA Tour @PGATour]

"YES! It's our boy again!" 😂

The Norwegian call of Viktor Hovland's ace is amazing @APInv.

[ostonox @ostonox]

High School Janitor Invents New Device That Makes Cleaning The Halls 10 Times Faster 🤯💡

Read: https://t.co/iy6aXLgAN9

[Matt Lane @Matty_KCSN]

I am HOWLING

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

#Chiefs QB Chad Henne announced that he’s retiring from the NFL.

“Henne-thing is possible” goes out on top.

[QuikTrip @QuikTrip]

Not a fan of any Phil this week

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Punxsutawney
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