thania🍀

25✨

[🫧✨ @tracey09_]

Me : I want a man

A man : Hey

Me :

[Kimiyah-Vette C8 @boujiebaddie]

Can someone who voted for Trump fill up my gas tank?

[Sangeet @sangaldoo]

25 is the last unserious age. Nothing is funny when you turn 26

[jules @holdtightrem]

officially clocking in to judge celebrities’ dancing abilities while i drink wine from my couch #dwts

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

Donald trump said Kamala Harris would raise gas prices by 25% so thank God you avoided that nightmare. Today gas prices are only up by 62%.

[ZachInMilwaukee @ZachInMillioke]

Now that’s a man fit to make major decisions!

[xenomorph 🦑 @lifeisbreezy]

it’s 105 degrees in september and people wanna use chatgpt to see what they would’ve looked like in the 80s okay

[fran🏒 @IlyasCigarette]

if you’ve never experienced the rush of getting a good grade on an essay you wrote yourself about a book you never actually read then you haven’t lived

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

having friends who are in relationships but AREN’T partnered center is refreshing. meaning they still value their individuality and they still feel it’s important to pour into their friendships.

[ᴄᴀʀʟᴜᴢ ᴮᴱ 𖤐°｡⋆ @carluzw]

"quero um namorado"

eu toda vez que um homem abre a boca:

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

NYC banning AI in schools is exactly the kind of thing I want to see. Keep the teachers. Keep the books. Let kids actually learn how to think, write, and solve problems instead of outsourcing everything to AI. Education should make kids smarter, not more dependent.

[PUP. @ItsJustPup]

He's proving that it IS actually possible for a politician to not be a completely worthless parasite.

[amelie @jurdanpoem]

quando me perguntam qual a graça de ler sendo que essa sou eu às 2 da manhã lendo os enemies virarem lovers

[chey🌺🐾 @nvrgttnglaid99]

how i was introduced to dolly parton when i was little :')

[Daniel Cruse @youngpoultry]

“Just don’t go.”

[Syd @sydbw18]

The day he dies my screen time might be 26 hours

[Maggie Lovitt @maggieofthetown]

why is it NEVER him

[Luke Guilbeau @sportguyluke]

You’ve had like 100 fucking food recalls in the last 2 weeks alone. Shut the fuck up

[Nicole Glennon @glennon_nicolee]

Qué clase de droga le puso Karol G a BbY WOW?

[LABICHOTA @karolg]

BbY WOW me gustas demasiao