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[Beabadontbee 🫧☆ @beadabeee]

Oh so you forced her to be born, and then let her die. And somehow convinced yourself you're the hero in this story?

[Godzilla Ganker @2Josher]

hiding it right under our noses this entire time

[Mooz(y) @Mooz_The_Alpha]

I love when losers realize online bots aren’t real people and they just look like losers.

Look at how he’s scaring the women then trying to laugh it off by insulting another woman.

Loser spreading hate

[💥 Nurse D, RN/1L @TakeThatNurses]

Why is Hunter Biden suddenly the most sane-sounding politics-adjacent person on my timeline

[tb @tjdb99]

computa blow my fuckin brains out and make all these people witness it

[tb @tjdb99]

sometimes these tweets get pushed across my timeline and I click them and look at the hundreds of ai bots conversing under it with their blue checkmarks and just immediately close the app, the internet is dead

[Dr. Priyam Bordoloi @DocPriyamMD]

A patient’s relative just asked: "If a fever is the body's natural way of burning off a viral infection, why do we immediately give Paracetamol to lower it? Aren't we helping the virus?"

[tb @tjdb99]

every day I’m obligated to clock in to work is another day in hell

[Karras @Karras1909]

No. You have it backward.

They're wearing the Habs jersey. They're doing their dancing for the team.

They're fans. This is what it's all about. Community. They're not demanding some separate Indian team. They want to be Canadiens fans. Let's fucking go boys.

[marshall @bierberfever420]

Canadians b like I need to go to dollarama

[Trippie Redd @trippieredd]

Never Do Acid

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

It’s a pretty horrible time to be alive if you have morals and a conscience.

[tb @tjdb99]

people love struggling extra hard to survive just to tell others they live in the Big City tm

[Syntheticus Humanitus @TheChaosWeeber]

Rather be poor in Vancouver than rich anywhere else in canada

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

The fact that he is so good at this really puts into perspective how cartoonishly evil the average politician is

[Kelski @kelskiYT]

This is actually a best case scenario ending

No one died, he shot himself in the process, completely ruined all meaningful relationships to pander to racist morons online, ruined his life and future, and above all: accomplished NOTHING

Absolute packwatch man, fucking bozo lmao

[tb @tjdb99]

sometimes I wonder how different I would have been if my life wasn’t fucked up for 20 years

[tb @tjdb99]

I think my eyes might be too close together

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

i lowkey fuck with how there’s no jobs and rent is infinity money and food is infinity money and fun activities are infinity money and every kind of side hustle is completely flooded and everyone’s angry and mean all the time

[David @dqveed]

they been tellin me to hate this girl since i was 15 n to this day ive only ever seen her advocatin for generally good shit

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

how it feels pretending to agree with people so they stop talking

[tb @tjdb99]

land of the free

[𝚜𝚔𝚘𝚋𝚎𝚎 ☻ @_skobee_]

there’s bald eagles that fly around the back fields and I found out recently that if I find a feather on my property I can’t keep it because if I’m found in possession of a bald eagle feather I would face more punishment than someone that fucks kids.