Teej McGruff

Colorado kid chasing the professional dream. Mystic River egg chaser. CU. #blessed #TheGrind #mountup #dawgs

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Nothing makes me want to quit my job more than a day like today.

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The Broncos suck man.

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Being able to read voicemails might be one of the greatest inventions of all time.

[Complex Music @ComplexMusic]

Don’t ever disrespect Cudi.

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One of my simple pleasures in life is being called “honey” by an older woman.

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

Angel Hernandez, the worst to ever do it

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I know there's some hectic stuff going on, but today I had to shovel out my car. As I was shin deep in a plow bank, a plow driver drove past and helped me dig out my car. It was just a small moment of humanity.

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Flight back to Boston has been cancelled twice now, I may be actually manifesting a move back to the mountains

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Best bit about commercial gyms is the inevitable old guy in jeans and a cut off curling the whole gym.

[David Morris @wdmorrisjr]

The past is a terrible house to live in,

But a perfect classroom to learn in.

A 5-day meditation on 2021 to shape a better 2022: 🧵

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For my next trick, I’m moving back to the mountains

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@Jared_Carrabis 2007 World Series with both points of view from the Sox and Rox

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I’ve yet to regret to my BBT tattoo

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Full cup type stuff.

[Orange Book 🍊📖 @orangebook]

You meet interesting people during the process of becoming the best version of yourself.

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I’m having one of those, I feel pretty damn proud of myself, moments. 😎

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Everything I’ve ever learned about Jackson Mahomes has been against my will

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Parking clerks in Boston are the worst people.

[Drex⚡️ @drex_dsgn]

20 @naval quotes.

An illustrated thread 🧵↓

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We need to start retesting elderly drivers