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just a humble motherfucker etc

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@Ken_Stonger @TheGreenCreep You’re doing God’s work Mr Bastardos 🫡

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@Efflixus @powerfulwizerd see also: prannock and wally

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@Voyager384 @powerfulwizerd farts are also known politely as a boff

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@lint_liquor @powerfulwizerd bell end more specifically refers to the glans or dick head

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@powerfulwizerd @kein_motorrad @_ollie98 other words with same meaning as chav
- scallies
- kevs
- townies

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@powerfulwizerd @_ollie98 In the US as I understand it geezer exclusively means an old person. In the UK a geezer is a lad or a wide boy e.g. ‘he’s a right fuckin’ geezer’ or ‘be a geezer’.

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@powerfulwizerd Some words for cash or money
- readies
- wonga
- lolly

Also always liked ‘tinies’ for cans of beer

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@Flodsvinet2 Takk for din tjeneste 🎗️💂‍♂️🪖🎖️

signert En Sann Patriot 🇳🇴🇳🇴

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@JoshHousden @NavPMishra

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@spikesekips @Aur0rab0realis9 @warpingwood @samkn3n Not sure what the rule is in Seeden regarding alcohol %, but in Norway it’s up to 5% alc within the hours i mentioned. However you can also buy ‘lett øl’ or light beer (under 3.5%) at all hours that the supermarkets are open.

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@whatthecheezit I don’t agree that it’s complicated, I just summed it up in a single tweet without difficulty.

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@warpingwood @samkn3n No, wine and spirits can only be bought at the state owned monopoly called Vinmonopolet (the wine monopoly). You can be beer up to 5% alcohol in regular super markets between the hours of 10-20 Monday to Friday, 10-18 Saturdays. You cannot buy alcohol from any store on Sundays.

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@chflorelius Lovely jubbly! What do people from lesser countries eat on a sunny summer day?

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@hbms_graduate @starsalwayslost No that’s Nick Mullen.

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@chflorelius I don’t get it, what is funny about this? Looks like a delightful treat on a lovely sunny day… Are you being weird and Norwegian again?

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@justanzia @interjace Å forstå dansk er nærmest umulig, men svensk er ganske lett å forstå hvis man først snakker norsk, pluss at svensk er et veldig pent språk.

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@FrayneJack34043 What’s your artist name on Spotify?

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@FrayneJack34043 Yes, yes! As a deplorable wanker I was hoping you’d release it there so that I can listen on my wanderings. Just listened to the first 5 tracks, It’s really good stuff, you should be very pleased mate.

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@piersmorgan only thing you’ll be bottling is the league you utter mess

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@vrycuul @gem_ste fuckin lemon