TJ

Architecture, Jesus, Chicago, Coffee, and Iowa Hawkeye Football

living the dream...

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

"Excellent little calzone you got there, Costanza"

Join us at @yankeestadium on Thursday, August 27 and be one of the 1st 18,000 guests to receive a George Costanza Calzone Bobblehead 👉🎟️ https://t.co/XYmlGFTpgX

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Kitten suddenly wakes up, realizes she’s safe in her owner’s arms, mumbles something, and quickly falls back asleep.

[Clark Report @CClarkReport]

“You’re a hooper”

Caitlin Clark’s full conversation with Barrack Obama

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

ladies and gentlemen, this is the moment you’ve waited for… 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝟖𝟖‼️‼️

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

The most boring drive any Midwesterner can endure

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Monday watching you enjoy the weekend a little too much.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

paul mccartney’s first draft:

[Scrawny Slugger @ScrawnySlugger]

I'm gonna hold back from making a terrible joke about this

[Cats with aura @Catsworldtweet]

today my friend came over and brought her girl cat. i warned her my boy cat is a bit of a flirt but she didn't listen.

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

When their passive aggressive email has your manager CC'd "for visibility"

[Fuzzy @fuzzyfromyt]

MLB JUST STARTED A TRADITION. THIS DAMN NEAR MADE ME CRY

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

I think the purest form of love is just wanting someone to experience life with you. "Taste this. Look at that. Hear this song." Over and over. Until you can't imagine experiencing life without them.

[Joe @electionsjoe]

This may be the funniest image of the entire Trump administration.

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

Why is calculus not introduced this way in schools?

[TJ @tjhoek]

@bordeauxyoutube Iowa + Xbox

[Bordeaux @bordeauxyoutube]

I’m buying 16 copies of College Football 27 to give away to you all. Thanks for another amazing year of this being my job 🫡

just follow, retweet, and comment your favorite team + platform to enter

[TJ @tjhoek]

@IsItOutEa Xbox #cfb27

[TJ @tjhoek]

@nocontextcfb #cfb27

[no context college football @nocontextcfb]

Giving away some College Football 27 codes!

Repost + reply with #CFB27 & what console you’re on

Will send codes to a few lucky winners!

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

When bananas ripen, their stems release ethylene gas, and when it spreads to the rest of the fruit, it will quickly cause the fruit to rot.

That's why the plastic wrap around the stem keeps the ethylene gas contained so the bananas stay safe.