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Absolute shambles

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@JoeStephenson96 Feel like 2023 has to be a victory for either ‘Small plates’ or ‘Em the Nutritionist’

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@FootballCliches One to ponder after you’ve completed every single archived televised football match

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@FootballCliches not sure if your skillset covers this but found this on a second hand clothing market in Guatemala. Initials would suggest it belonged to a player/youth-team player. Would love to know who’s Burnley training jacket I now own

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Anyone who has used a bum gun in Asia will know that toilet roll is a significantly inferior method of cleaning oneself

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

Approximately 70% of people in the world do not use toilet paper 🤯

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This again season after next

[My Greatest 11 @MyGreatest11]

Inter vs Ipswich 01/02

Titus Bramble vs R9

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@sammorsy08 I love you Sam ♥️♥️♥️

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And now Ipswich are back in the Premier League. And I’m on a chicken bus in Guatemala. And I could not be happier. What a team, what a manager. Build the statue IMMEDIATELY #COYB #ITFC

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I have supported Ipswich Town for broadly speaking 31 years. The last 23 of those years have all been spent in the Championship and League One. Of course they chose to pick the one year I go backpacking around Central America to decide on a promotion charge #ITFC

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I SAW SAM PARKIN UP TOP FOR THE TOWN! #ITFC

[Ipswich Town @IpswichTown]

Full-time scenes from the away end! 🙌

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@JoeStephenson96 Forgot to add that he then had a curry and 3 bottles of cobra. In the studio. At 11am

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@JoeStephenson96 Recently went to the talkSPORT studio and met Alan Brazil and told him I was from Ipswich and he then reeled off maybe 30 pubs in Ipswich in a minute that he likes having a pint at

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@chuckadolphy @TheBarmyArmy What a man! Hope to still see you at many many games and hopefully you’ll get to enjoy them a bit more without having to craft up the next witty tweet 😉 legend

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Iconic

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Racegoers fight each other as they scuffle on the second day of the Grand National Festival horse race meeting at Aintree Racecourse in Liverpool, north-west England (2024)

#GrandNational

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I cannot imagine anything more unbearable than being on this flight

[Charlie Parsons @CharIieParsons]

Flight full of @hardestgeezer fans to Tunisia. Crazy scenes.

Last run tomorrow. Let’s goooo. 🤌🏻

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@henrywinter SHAG ME HENRY!!!

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@mattylufc_ Really hate to see it

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@reece151731 @TfL @geofftech @gregjames I’ve tried to sit on every seat on the 12 bus. Made a little seat map and everything. If you have a regular bus I’d recommend that as a way of making an extremely menial journey somewhat more interesting

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@demetrimitche11 Burns, Chaplin, Morsy, Woolfenden, Hladky