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[tj @tjizzlepizzle]

@KcStork Seriously… it’s actually caused more injuries from guys have gotten hurt trying to do last second gymnastics to contort their bodies off the qb’s. That was a solid hit. Weird that it’s ok for any other player to get absolutely demolished and dog piled, but qbs need kids gloves

[tj @tjizzlepizzle]

@UberEats please explain how you haven’t sent my order yet but if I try to cancel there’s a fee because @McDonalds is supposedly finishing my order already??? Make it make sense

[tj @tjizzlepizzle]

@peterpattakos Holy shit I hope this is all for engagement…. He objectively looked like ass today. Nothing about his play screamed starting QB. All his off field issues aside, he has zero excuse getting paid what he is and being the starter. Add the off field shit and he belongs in a dumpster

[tj @tjizzlepizzle]

@googlemaps NOBODY WANTS TO CALL IT LAKE AMERICA… fix your shit to the proper name. Fuck the baby president who should kill himself already

[tj @tjizzlepizzle]

@MiamiHerald If only there was a way for people to know exactly where the train would pass, maybe like some sort of markings on the ground, and then perhaps some flashing lights and barriers to warn of an impending train. Maybe then we could protect people… trains are just too dangerous

[tj @tjizzlepizzle]

@8DirtyBird @BrandonOrrWPLG Word has it they know the perpetrator… goes by the street name “Mother Nature” she uses electricity from the sky

[tj @tjizzlepizzle]

@cube_sports lmao i heard this... clearly they missed the part that san fran traded the pick... i swear these guys get paid for nothing

[tj @tjizzlepizzle]

@DenBillsBackers Bro it’s a fucking tv broadcast. Crowds noise on tv is literally meant to be background. NHL already tends to have crowd noise louder, it’s not meant to feel like you’re there

[tj @tjizzlepizzle]

@USMC wanna justify your support of a dipshit senile fuck who can’t even form a coherent sentence on his own? You shouldn’t be sharing dipshit trump posts from his sad little ego boost wannabe social media site. Grow some balls as the most bad ass branch and stand up to tyranny

[tj @tjizzlepizzle]

@Xfinity figure your fucking shit out, maybe your executives can take a 1% pay cut from their massively bloated bs salaries and give us back our fucking channels. can't watch the @FlaPanthers game anymore cause you fucking cry babies don't want to pay up despite insane profits

[tj @tjizzlepizzle]

@TopTierPucks aw sad little dipshit shares a screenshot right at puckdrop and makes it look like nobody is gonna show up. yet the place filled up right after this. get fucked ya loser

[tj @tjizzlepizzle]

@RepFine So you’re just a trash human being. Got it

[tj @tjizzlepizzle]

@UberEats HOW HAVE MY LAST 2 DELIVERIES BEEN TO THE WRONG HOUSE??? DO YOUR DRIVERS NOT FUCKING READ ADDRESSES?!?!? THE NUMBERS ARE LITERALLY ON THE FRONT OF THE HOUSES

[tj @tjizzlepizzle]

@UberEats thanks for ur app changing my delivery address without me choosing. So now I’m stuck paying extra for an order that will be cold because even though I’ve only ordered to my house for the past 3 years, the app decided to use my old work address randomly. Support useless

[tj @tjizzlepizzle]

Cris Collinsworth routinely proves himself to be the absolute worst commentator alive. Talking about how crucial Allen’s drop was and how he could’ve walked for the first down when the play wouldn’t have stood anyway… #LACvsNE

[tj @tjizzlepizzle]

@dabostonbears Collinsworth is an absolute fucking moron

[tj @tjizzlepizzle]

@grok @Lars9596 @war_noir Incredible… this isn’t the 2017 attack. That didn’t use rockets and was during the day

[tj @tjizzlepizzle]

@LinZG83 @TNTSportsUS they had it... on the ice in the panthers zone... horrible broadcast so far

[tj @tjizzlepizzle]

@always_on_Q @RapSheet Exactly what I was thinking seeing both tackles jump early… but fuck it I guess

[tj @tjizzlepizzle]

@superhawkeyefan @thebstiles Yeah we all “understood it” but it was ultimately pretty scummy move for the program and the players who fought their way to that point only to be left out based on a “well we don’t think this qb will be good enough” I hate fsu and I felt bad for them