Thea Joselow

Writer/editor, content director. Relentlessly progressive. Always learning. Often apologizing.

[Thea Joselow @tjoselow]

AYFKM? I'm done here.
"Elon Musk boosts Pizzagate conspiracy theory that led to D.C. gunfire"
https://t.co/Lo57eby4nE

[Thea Joselow @tjoselow]

@IfBooksPod I figured out a better way to say it. As long as there are school shootings, you will let my kid have her phone.

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@IfBooksPod Love this episode, thank you. Have another take on why parents may want their kids be-phoned at school. If something terrible happens - and we all know it does - that connection can be crucial.

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@EccsStudio Well I'm sure you're right then.

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Dear @MCPS, you have misspelled "principal" on your homepage.

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@BobBoilen Wow! Mazel tov! Can’t wait to hear what’s next.

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DO NOT FALL FOR RUCHING IT IS A LIE

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LIFE IS COMPLICATED. GIVE GRACE.

[Thea Joselow @tjoselow]

@bitterwittery "I don't mean to be rude..."

[Senator Ben Cardin @SenatorCardin]

It's beyond frustrating that SCOTUS is making generation-altering, progress-eviscerating judgements about what is right when members of the Court themselves are not held to the same ethics & disclosure standards as all other federal judges, legislators & executive branch leaders.

[Alexandra Petri @petridishes]

one year out and I don’t know how to write about it https://t.co/AYIolEuc8q

[Thea Joselow @tjoselow]

I don't know what the question is, but more coffee may be the answer and there's only one way to find out.

[pourmecoffee @pourmecoffee]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

My Statement On The Eating Of Lunch At 10:30 AM

Yes, do it, it's good.

[Thea Joselow @tjoselow]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but you probably mean "discreet" when you type "discrete."

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Code Purple is like a whole new code.

[DC Homeland Security & Emergency Management @DC_HSEMA]

A Code Purple air quality alert has been issued for DC today, June 8. During a Code Purple alert, the air quality is very unhealthy. Residents are encouraged to take the following precautions and visit https://t.co/7DjW39RQ5y for the latest air quality data. 1/2

[Thea Joselow @tjoselow]

This is fine. Everything’s fine.

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Gosh, but where will I find a well-fitting, high filtration face mask?

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Shoutout to all of my fellow East Coast asthmatics.

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