Thomas Rios

IT Guy. Girl Dad. Semi-Pro Karaoke Singer.

[Thomas Rios @tjrios85]

I’m excited by the ceramic coating Apple is
putting all over the iPhone 17 Pro Max. My ceramic coated Apple Watch Ultra 2 is so much stronger than the regular glass. Although, I’m not going to be sold until @ZacksJerryRig gets ahold of one.

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨🚨🚨THREAD… 🧵🧵🧵

THE #NFL REFS SCREWED OVER THE HOUSTON #TEXANS ON 10 AWFUL CALLS TODAY ALONE.

10. ONE OF THE MOST EVER. The refs' favoring KC has become a common theme this season.

1) REFS SOMEHOW CALL THIS A ROUGHING THE PASSER ON HOUSTON.

😳

[Thomas Rios @tjrios85]

Hey, now that Alec Baldwin killed someone, I bet @nbcsnl is in the market for a new Trump. I heard @Shanemgillis is pretty good. 🤷🏽‍♂️ Just sayin.

[Thomas Rios @tjrios85]

@backbone @IvyJanitza

[Carol Alvarado @CarolforTexas]

CenterPoint intends to increase their rates to recoup the cost of recovering from Hurricane Beryl, passing the cost on to the customer.

That dog won’t hunt.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Thomas Rios @tjrios85]

@Riostradamus She clearly has a bendy straw in her throat.

[Thomas Rios @tjrios85]

@Riostradamus That dude’s gonna need healthcare if he lands on that ship and his jet pack arms don’t also shoot bullets.

[Thomas Rios @tjrios85]

This one hits hard for me.

[Houston Football @UHCougarFB]

Our entire community is heartbroken over the tragic passing of former Football student-athletes D.J. Hayden, Zachary McMillian and Ralph Oragwu earlier today, and our thoughts and prayers remain with Jeffery Lewis in his recovery ahead.

Statement: https://t.co/Fy83ref2Uw

[Thomas Rios @tjrios85]

@GreatScottTx @GPinks They’re chocolate covered!

[Thomas Rios @tjrios85]

I guess you have to have actually “won a Super Bowl” and not just be “at a Super Bowl party” to successfully shoot your shot at @taylorswift13.

[Thomas Rios @tjrios85]

Has anyone tried turning him off and then back on again?

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

🚨 BREAKING: Senator Mitch McConnell freezes again while speaking at a press conference

[Thomas Rios @tjrios85]

@mrandystevens @wspd1pio If I had to guess, the bus turned onto SR 7 SB and didnt see the NB motorcyclist coming at all. Very sad to see!

[Thomas Rios @tjrios85]

@mrandystevens @wspd1pio Drove by this around 1pm on my way to Mt Rainier with the family. Sadly, the rider who passed was still in front of the bus covered w/ sheet. The motorcycle was under/behind the front left bus tire.

[Thomas Rios @tjrios85]

@Riostradamus Shortest distance between 2 points is a straight line.

[Thomas Rios @tjrios85]

@patrick84_03 Live closer to the tracks and the screeching of metal on metal will soon be like a sweet lullaby.

[Thomas Rios @tjrios85]

@JAYVERSACE Someone You Loved - Lewis Capaldi

[Thomas Rios @tjrios85]

@bwingate85 @fasc1nate I thought that WAS that lizard running from all them snakes in that Planet Earth video!!

[Thomas Rios @tjrios85]

@Snowden Imagine being the digital artist on @fiverr hired to create these.