Jeremy Schofield

Author, Full-Time RVer, and member of the Gastric Surgery Patient family.

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It's official: I just launched on @Patreon! Check out my new page here: https://t.co/fSWwpwdxIu #NowOnPatreon

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…and, I’m officially done with Twitter. This has finally gotten too stupid for me. Catch all you guys somewhere else in social media, but I am getting off this train. #TwitterOFF

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BREAKING: Twitter has stopped enforcing it’s COVID-19 Misinformation Policy as of November 23rd

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To me that just sounds like Tuesday…

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Shitty Character Idea:

A Barbarian/artificer who rages whenever something they built doesn’t work the way they want it to. #DnD

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@stdennard If I may take a moment, why Substack over Mastodon? Trying to decide where to jump. Thank you for any insight you have!

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Want to put this out into my small section of the world, as it is the first explanation of Mastodon that makes sense to me. Still haven’t made the plunge but it is looking inevitable at this point.

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@fictograd I mean, we COULD just stop recovering passwords and resetting routers for them when they call in a panic....

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@ClaytonSnyder2 Ouch. Well, I've killed more books in the last few years than you've actually published, so hold your head high.

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A reviewer accused me of misogyny and stealing IP from "Vampire: The Masquerade." How does one explain to a reviewer that, A) @worldofdarkness did not invent the word "dhampir" and B) women really can be drug addicts? Sigh. At least she read the book... #authorproblems

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@BethBuckEditor I’ve never understood writers lifts anyway…it is basically shouting into an echo chamber. Number of Twitter followers does not equate to books sold.

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If you have any interest in mockumentaries OR gaming, you need to be watching Players. It will delight fans of This Is Spinal Tap and @LeagueOfLegends alike.

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@PrinceJvstin I have named cars, guitars, and household objects including stand mixers. I don’t know about all humans, but a certain percentage of us start recognizing human attributes in inanimate objects. Anthropomorphism FTW

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Why the hell does @Seagate need my personal information to provide me with support on their malfunctioning product? I totally get them needing the model name, serial #, etc...but they need my phone #, email address, etc. before they assist me why, exactly?

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So…my dog has decided she is an Ed Sheehan fan girl. She watched this video beginning to end. I don’t think she blinked. #todayilearned @LittleBirdsUSA #dogpics

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@Thompson1988J @SchifferAudio You are not the first to ask this question, @Thompson1988J. Sadly, the publisher of Inheritance is now defunct. The sequel, when it is done, will be self-published. Enjoy the amazing work by @SchifferAudio in the meantime :-)

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@ClaytonSnyder2 Ash Falls worldbuilding materials so far. So, to answer your question, “Not yet.” 😉

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@ClaytonSnyder2 But a few days ago you went on the record as saying you liked Mazzy Star, so I am pretty sure you need to recuse yourself from the “This Music Is Good” discussion…just sayin’.

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I mean, seriously, @axios, you spend twenty paragraphs talking about Tom Brady this morning, and 29 words mentioning Brian Flores? Guess I know whose pocket you are in. Canceling my subs to your daily emails as we speak.

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I stopped being a fan of the @MiamiDolphins when Stephen Ross bought the team. Given the suit filed by Brian Flores yesterday, I'm wondering if I need to bail on the @NFL entirely.

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@ClaytonSnyder2 I have to wash every single spoon I own daily, and am constantly perplexed as to why their numbers keep shrinking. Meanwhile, the forks and knives sit silently multiplying, points glistening as they carry out their cutlery genocide every night while the house sleeps.

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@JonathanKCov Literally ALL my fiction ideas originate in dreams. My characters have taken up residence in my subconscious. I keep a tablet by the bed so I can nail down what they are up to immediately upon waking, before I forget all the good stuff.

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Bout like this…