tess 🫧

trying my best

[tess 🫧 @tkFritschiee]

two years!!! i’m down for more if you are @ToontownOffline 🩷

[tess 🫧 @tkFritschiee]

my favorite travel partner!! one year!!! amazing!!!

[YBG Don @cocotresco]

“17 likes isn’t a lot” imagine 17 38 aye im like hey what’s up hello

[DIMES @Diimees_]

I be hittin that mf roundabout so hard I be ina passenger seat

[deepak @likelyapril]

i’ve seen enough, snoopy welcome to the mariners rotation. your first start is wednesday

[tess 🫧 @tkFritschiee]

@ToontownOffline jokes on you i wanted this too

[tess 🫧 @tkFritschiee]

could you feasibly eat 78 tortilla chips in one sitting

[tess 🫧 @tkFritschiee]

bf has never heard of elvira, im a failure of a bisexual

[🌈🧇Zombi🥞🍬 @sleepizombi334]

“Does puppy wanna go for a walk?” Puppy wants to be put down but a walk sounds nice too

[rhi @amongthievs]

those of us who love driving around responsibly in video games are gonna have the time of our lives

[tess 🫧 @tkFritschiee]

can i get a pub sub in gta6

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

does anyone know what the first step of unlearning shame is. please say substance abuse

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

mom: please, please just go play with the other children

christopher robin: *googling how to order zoloft* I can’t the stuffed donkey I’m friends with is clinically depressed

[feliciti | #1 stupid rygo larp @fxliciti]

nasa please

[amari 🫶🏽 @uhhmaree]

grown men in cheetah print leggings is crazy

[dannica @dannarebb]

a reminder to live like Dolly Parton: be kind to people, and showcase your large breasts. ❤️

[lacey ⸆⸉ 🐍 @repusnaketion]

i was just the world’s saddest paul revere to pass the news about dolly to everyone i know

[Bodie @bodie9210472856]

If I had a wife I would microwave her a pepperoni hot pocket

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

just ate 3000 calories of airport Panda Express ass crack of dawn rooster still tired. And you wanna ask me to move my feet out of the aisle. These are size 13 shoes. Im inbred. Im the serpent in the garden w nicotine poisoning. Youre on vacation w your kids Im dying in real life

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

Surprising the kids with a pinata full of piping hot sausage gravy

[tess 🫧 @tkFritschiee]

begging sweetgreen to open a location in conway arkansas specifically in the old purple cow spot