sweatin in a sweater

watching all the movies, drinking all the smoothies 🍑

[Flavortown @flavortown]

Blue checks are temporary, Flavor is forever

[sweatin in a sweater @tkc31tkc]

@bostoncalling Having two of the three headliners on Sunday almost 100% overlap is ridiculous. Literally the only two acts I wanted to see and now I have to choose one. Might just sell my ticket 🤷🏻‍♀️

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘Home Alone 2: Lost in New York’ star Donald Trump has been indicted on criminal charges.

[donni saphire @donni]

I have no respect for a rumbly tummy. Simply be quiet and digest my cheese. You have one job

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

Put him down he’s the pilot.

[trash jones @jzux]

a relationship should be 50/50. you take me to the museum and i point at all the weird little guys in the paintings and say “that’s you”

[Lauren Pluim @LoPluim]

everyone heading to twitter to see if rhianna is pregnant

[trash jones @jzux]

the american healthcare system is actually perfect if you’re a healthy person with no teeth or eyes

[Satan @s8n]

stop telling people to go to Hell. I don’t want them either.

[corby @corypeterlane]

Soda water is short for so da water got bubbles in it

[Satan @s8n]

yours souls are depressing i don’t want them anymore

[Santa Decides @SantaDecides]

cool if i just skip Ohio?

[mb @mb]

Finalizing my schedule for Christmas.

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

Rochelle rochelle is a christmas movie

[ashy daddy @Thundercat]

People really be vaping in confined spaces like….bitch i don’t want to smell graham crackers either

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

huh

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I think today I will go and wander around a suburban target and buy myself a few trinkets I think this will cure me of all ills

[charlie @chunkbardey]

ppl will be like “how are you” and i’ll be like “good” meanwhile whole time i’m actually only fine