I was thinking about putting a tweet to highlight the fact that our only goal in over 200 minutes of football has come from a fucking centre back.
Or the fact our midfield looks about as much use as a handbrake on a canoe despite spending an extra Β£60m on it.
Or the fact that as soon as the chips are down our whole squad just collapses with absolutely zero fucking fight.
Or the fact the entire starting 11 looks like they've just been rounded up as a last minute whip-round a pub.
Or the fact that nearly every single player looks absolutely fucking knackered already.
Or the fact that if Antony spent more time working on using both feet rather than dieing his fucking hair he might have some versatility.
Or the fact that Rashford is so fucking Walcott that even Theo's kids call their dad Marcus.
Or the fact I'm probably overreacting and being a dramatic little fanny.
But I'm just going to have a few beers instead and not let this bunch of whoppers ruin the rest of my Saturday night.
@Khalanga_M@CharlottesWeb0 I've been watching someone get attacked the whole day for asking a valid question and I'm wondering if haven't judged them too harshly in the past when they've said controversial stuff