Cody Smellhairs

The half assed magician and asshole you never knew you wanted in your life.

[Cody Smellhairs @tkdispatcher]

@VaporessoEcig one of your magnets to the door fell off and it got glued in backwards. It's my mistake I admit it, but is there anyway I can send the battery cover and you fix it or send a replacement? I love your mods and tanks but walking around with a banded mod is tacky

[Cody Smellhairs @tkdispatcher]

@Shardfox Okay. Now I'm gonna be thinking about this the rest of the night. Thank you

[Cody Smellhairs @tkdispatcher]

@CurryKanashimi Sliding into your DM's to say hi

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

Airlines got $25 billion in bailout money and cut 90,000 workers anyway. We are spending money to prop up companies that should just go directly to people and families.

[Cody Smellhairs @tkdispatcher]

@SJBsMama Mark Darrah retired just so he could publicly drag Ellis without consequence and not even Darrah can change my mind.

[Cody Smellhairs @tkdispatcher]

@CurryKanashimi Even if 99% of the population says you're ugly, that means that 75,000,000 people will still find you attractive. Enjoy the confidence and dopamine from this new knowledge.

[Cody Smellhairs @tkdispatcher]

@BoxOfOddities started listening from the beginning after discovering you guys on Amazon prime and I havent stopped laughing. I forgot how much I loved you guys.

[cybr amir @cybramir]

it’s their month
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[Cody Smellhairs @tkdispatcher]

@cybrxangel @allyssooonnnn I'm convinced Thorn is the reason I'm so attracted to goths and redheads. The original waifu 🤣

[Eric Vale @ericvale]

They use the word 'libtards' to describe us at every turn. So I'm left wondering why 'cuntservatives' hasn't caught on yet. Let's change that. #bebest #cuntservatives

[Cody Smellhairs @tkdispatcher]

@ellisgreg @DanielleHindy @BioMarkDarrah Your playing dumb and gas lighting might work on others, but I'm a narcissist; wont work on me.

The *case* I'm referring to is the one you're threatening to bring up for all of these so called "defamatory" comments. Iono how I got unbanned but you're probably hating it now huh?

[Cody Smellhairs @tkdispatcher]

@Missyeru @FakeNerdBoy THANK YOU. People always act like I'm weird because I prefer for my toes to be cozy.

[Cody Smellhairs @tkdispatcher]

I'm convinced that @bioware and @BioMarkDarrah are just not gonna include Cullen in DA4 just to flex their massive big dick energy.

[Cody Smellhairs @tkdispatcher]

@ellisgreg @DanielleHindy @BioMarkDarrah But everyone is saying it to you. Therefore, under common law, your case has no standing ground.

[Cody Smellhairs @tkdispatcher]

@gettinmelt @gothtrashqueen @realDonaldTrump This fucking pinecone probably thinks that extortion will work in his favor.

[Cody Smellhairs @tkdispatcher]

@CurryKanashimi My buddy from Grand Prairie called me crazy for using tomatoes in my eutouffee. I'd love to see how he reacts to this tweet 🤣

[Cody Smellhairs @tkdispatcher]

@BoxOfOddities Was it when you talked about the dick museum? Because I had to turn that episode off. While driving. Because I was laughing too much.

[Cody Smellhairs @tkdispatcher]

@CurryKanashimi Forever shopping at Goodwill.

[Cody Smellhairs @tkdispatcher]

@SJBsMama YOU GET A BAN! YOU GET A BAN! EVERY CHEATER GETS BAAAAAAAAANS