Gray Markson

[Gray Markson @tkj004]

Just saw a Michael’s commercial and they pronounced it MICKael’s!!??!?! 🫨

[Gray Markson @tkj004]

People act like the concept of Uber isn’t already crazy af just because it’s on a cute lil app on your phone. Like I’m really just trying to sit back here and disappear

[Gray Markson @tkj004]

This Uber driver asked me not to vape in his car??? Like okay… do I just look like someone who vapes?!? Are people out here VAPING in their Uber?!?!? Lmao Horrible! Like dude I’m not gonna rip a vape in a STRANGER’S car!

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

I hope this is the only footage of humans left when the aliens finally come.

[Gray Markson @tkj004]

Ant a 22 y/o midrange assassin
SGA, Paolo, the return of the center w/ Joker, Embiid, & Wemby strong-man paint points. Welcome back 90s/00s
And the pendulum swings

[NBA @NBA]

Ant and KD went to BATTLE with the Timberwolves pulling out the Game 1 win.

Ant: 33 PTS, 4 3PM, 9 REB, 6 AST
KD: 31 PTS, 7 REB

[Gray Markson @tkj004]

Thank god the vape I used isn’t featured in the anti-vaping ads

[Gray Markson @tkj004]

Boomers are crazy. This old man told me, “My granddaughter’s name is Taylor too, she’s a lot prettier than you though, looks like a damn supermodel.”

Uhhh okay dude…

Also told me to marry a rich woman, minimum 500 million net worth.

[Gray Markson @tkj004]

EDM is too mainstream. I don’t need acid flashbacks in an HEB

[Gray Markson @tkj004]

Day 2 of replying to every message in my work GroupMe with a lyric from ‘Let it Go’

[Gray Markson @tkj004]

Two new world records from the couch

[Gray Markson @tkj004]

A Dave Ramsey book in a Goodwill

[Gray Markson @tkj004]

I hope the neighbors know that I’m drink-yelling at the bitches on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and not my girlfriend

[Gray Markson @tkj004]

Hurts ‘23

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

King of Philly.

[NFL @NFL]

Sheeeeeesh Deebo 🔥

📺: #DALvsSF -- 6:30pm ET on FOX
📱: Stream on NFL+ https://t.co/WBXF8YHjXz

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

nothing to see here

[wyrd dad @jhaas]

@ProductiveOuts "Take a drag; this is my body. Do this in remembrance of me."