Tiffany Knox

Currently slanging app speed and security at @f5

[Tiffany Knox @tknoxknox]

Online dating is a suck fest of human shit. I love it.

[Tiffany Knox @tknoxknox]

😂😂 this is insane. When they called (which, sure some credit due there) @JustFlyGlobal basically told me “tough” and literally the agent laughed 🤦🏼‍♀️ again, insanity!!

[Tiffany Knox @tknoxknox]

Oh my gosh never use @JustFlyGlobal worst experience ever. Absolutely laughable if it hadn’t cost me so much 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Tiffany Knox @tknoxknox]

@AccidentalCISO Mmm but what about “defense in depth” 😍😑👹

[Tiffany Knox @tknoxknox]

@CNN Natural selection strikes again…..

[Tiffany Knox @tknoxknox]

Realizing the mailman is just the garbage man in reverse

[Tiffany Knox @tknoxknox]

@AccidentalCISO Try following @dog_rates daily dose of joy

[Tiffany Knox @tknoxknox]

@KarenKilgariff please do the story of Ernest Shackleton. I was listening to another podcast tell the story and when they mentioned the ship’s name was Nimrod NOT A SINGLE joke was told. How am I supposed to listen to that!

[Tiffany Knox @tknoxknox]

Yesterday my boyfriend said that women who get botox/fillers overtime morph into mr potato head. “Barbie body with a mr potato head face” guess I’ll have to marry him now

[Tiffany Knox @tknoxknox]

@laurenboebert Funny you should mention poor acting since you do such a poor job acting like you know what you’re doing

[Tiffany Knox @tknoxknox]

@westelm has a cool returns process where if you try to return online they don’t let you, saying it’s “ineligible.” So they ship, charge you for shipping then don’t refund shipping for something you didn’t want shipped that’s neat thanks. #maybedontshopthere

[Tiffany Knox @tknoxknox]

She looks like Billy from Saw to me 🤷🏼‍♀️. (Thx @ThaNightStonker for the help) ;)

[Tiffany Knox @tknoxknox]

@ThaNightStonker @KarenKilgariff 😂😂 oops better fix that, thank you!!

[Rohit @whorsehgal]

So what do you think about this 😜😜😜 ?
I dont know the owner, if you know the owner please tag.

#appsec #security #webapp #cybersecurty #infosec

[Tiffany Knox @tknoxknox]

I’m the type of adult that will wash my own dishes by hand to avoid emptying the dishwasher. And I live alone, an epic battle of my own laziness

[Jeb Banner @jebbanner]

So this happened last night. Wind blew it off a lamp post in the back yard. Dog got curious and then got it stuck on her head. I spotted her out my window and couldn’t believe my eyes at first. She was perfectly still. Just waiting for take off. #spacedog #dogstronaut

[Tiffany Knox @tknoxknox]

Hmm. Full flight on @SouthwestAir out of sfo today......great work guys. 👍🏼😑 My fault for flying but goodness gracious guys!

[Tiffany Knox @tknoxknox]

Does anyone else think that people who are moving out of the Bay Area right now are quitters?

[Tiffany Knox @tknoxknox]

@ProjectLincoln Oh god. 9 children?! 8 grandchildren! It’s like watching Idiocracy live 🤦🏼‍♀️ why must the stupid people breed so much!!

[Tiffany Knox @tknoxknox]

@gtconway3d @ProjectLincoln Would love to put him on a leash and work on his “heel” maybe a muzzle too while I’m at it