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I'm just a girl....standing in front of a cat....asking it to love me.

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A whole box of Kleenex later...
#Unbelievable #Netflix #tearsforhours #recommend

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@JensenandHoles @PaulHoles I could not live this more. 💗💗💗💗

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@katebevan #woke

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I totally said it to my cat. She was alarmed.

[Brogan @broganpaget]

when u ask ur boyfriend to buy u tampons

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@Billyjensen Your book is sooo good!! And you can be sure my tear ducts are all cleared out. #truecrime #gsk #michellemacnamara #thankyou

[tlajillian @tlajillian]

#livingthedream 😂

[My Favorite Murder Out of Context @myfavmurderooc]

no one’s ever called me a slut in my life.

i’m sorry!

god, that’s the dream.

[tlajillian @tlajillian]

@KarenKilgariff @GHardstark @MyFavMurder just came across this clip—I’m sure you classy and hilarious podcasters have already seen it, but I couldn’t leave it unshared. I’m CRYING https://t.co/UOzOjJuceY 😂😂. #hilarious #comedy #hdtgm

[tlajillian @tlajillian]

Cannot wait for this!

[Brooke Windsor @brookeawindsor]

I took this photo as we were leaving #NotreDame about an hour before it caught on fire. I almost went up to the dad and asked if he wanted it. Now I wish I had. Twitter if you have any magic, help him find this 🙏🏼

[Georgia Hardstark @GHardstark]

You know you’re in a good headspace when, instead of crying about something in the shower, you think “I can’t wait to tell my therapist about this.”

[tlajillian @tlajillian]

ABSOLUTLY true.

[Miranda Hart @mermhart]

Would I Lie To You is the funniest programme on TV. That’s what I think.

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@MyFavMurder Any chance he wants a side chick?? I’m IN.

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Thank you @SpokanePD for your presence in my lower South Hill neighborhood tonight! I can’t tell you how much we appreciate you gals/guys!!

[tlajillian @tlajillian]

Take a listen! https://t.co/cjc2Zv3oT1

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Stay warm and well fed, my friends!! https://t.co/zZxJhuSU66

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

The real national emergencies:

- Relentless gun violence.
- Children separated from their families at the border.
- Climate change.
- Americans dying for lack of health care.

[tlajillian @tlajillian]

@thecherness Home Alone or The Princess Bride

[Paul Palmeri @ThisPaul]

I can’t fully trust my mind and most days that’s challenging. Some days I don’t notice but some days I have to remind myself that my mind is a liar and I can’t trust what it’s telling me.

I am not a piece of shit
I am incredibly loved.
No one is rooting for me to fail.

[tlajillian @tlajillian]

@KarenKilgariff What are your favorite episodes of The Dollop???? Inquiring and adoring fan wants to know. 💗