Maximilian Uriarte

I am Max: NYT bestselling author, artist, and animator. Lance Corporal of the Marine Corps.

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

Loving looksmaxxing George

[Nate Lorenzen @anatelorenzen]

taste is the only moat jerry

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

@RealSamRogers Yes? I don't typically pay attention to Maine politics seeing as I live in California.

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

I hate to wade into this, I'm in CA and just learning about all this, but... seriously.

Hell, just starting with: "He regretted his Nazi tattoo and covered it up" ...like ok... I can show you thousands of Marines that DO NOT have Nazi tattoos and never have.

[Zac B 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @ZacB_MN]

Feel like I’m living in an alternate reality where the Platner scandal wasn’t the most obvious thing ever

[Terminal Lance @TerminalLance]

Welcome to the military... it gets weird.

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

Just returned a pineapple at Trader Joe’s I bought today because it was bad when it cut it open. Probably spent more on gas than it was worth, but it’s the principle of the matter.

[San Francisco Chronicle @sfchronicle]

The Golden Gate Bridge was supposed to be the star of San Francisco’s Fourth of July fireworks show Saturday night. For many spectators, the city’s famous fog stole the show instead.

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

I almost tried to get up to the city to watch this but glad I didn't bother (I thought it would be a nightmare with a 5yo either way)

[Betty Yu @bett_yu]

Foggy Fourth 🌁 Thousands lined San Francisco’s waterfront for fireworks that never broke through. Here’s the view from Marina Green @KTVU

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

She was born and raised in London bruv.

[Poopster5000 @Mistrbrojangles]

@TLCplMax >British
Don't think she is mate

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

Me to my British wife: let’s go have fun in the other room 😏😏😏

Her: you wanted independence, you have to do it by yourself

🫩

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

Worth noting that with day 1 patches and beyond, games have become fluid products that change over time, so physical media is losing its relevancy on a functional level. What matters is ownership, and consumer options for purchasing from other retailers, 2nd hand, etc.

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

The great irony of Sony's PlayStation disc scandal is that Sony literally co-invented the CD, the DVD, and the BluRay and actively worked to popularize them all in different ways.

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

Just tried a burrito at Taqueria La Cumbre, which credibly claims to have invented the Mission style burrito. And… I gotta say…

10 out of 10. Perfect burrito. Will go back.

[Terminal Lance @TerminalLance]

Celebrating America's 250th this weekend with a sale on the official TL store! 10% everything at https://t.co/XUHz3wUJsQ

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

BREAKING NEWS

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

@BobSmith_1234 Of course! It’s a go to any time someone is visiting me. I took this there:

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

San Francisco is the most beautiful place in the US and you won’t change my mind. Pics from today.

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

@KXander1790 Yeah it’s even better 😌

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

Just had an MRI done AKA the best EDM concert in town 🔊🔊🔊

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

I don’t think I’m allowed inside American Legions anymore

[Yo Leo @thatmanyoleo]

@TLCplMax I’ve been seeing a lot of promo for AL and I remember seeing you posting about your experience years ago - so I searched “American legion” on your page and found a treasure trove 🤣