jauffre @ weynon priory

Jauffre by day, sleep by night 😴

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

what she asked of me at the end of the day clavicular would have blushed

[☮️ @afteralldzyears]

The Beatles- I Feel Fine (Fish and Chips Version) (1965)

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

Remember being in 3rd grade, playing Frasier at recess, and there was always that one kid who’d yell “I call being Eddie!” before you even got started

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Funniest joke ever is too long for Twitter, but it's about a duck that walks into a bar day after day, asking, "Got any grapes?" If someone knows it, tell someone else.

[Sensations by Compliments @plopadop]

Me: Hey, come on in! Make yourselves at home! Can I get you guys anything?
My friends:

[sanni ✮ 🐦‍⬛ @lovesfullglory]

linda buttmogging her husband

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Clipfarming account posting Frasier episodes:

He brought White Zinfandel to the dinner party 💀

[richard @richard_normal]

george lucas is the goat of all time

[brie @brie_facemelter]

roguelikes and such never really clicked with me because i can tell when a shitty game is trying to molest my dopamine receptors with its "gameplay loop" or whatever

[jauffre @ weynon priory @TleTleTleee]

@PhilScribe @soonrightaway I guess we all have our foibles...

[im berry🫐 @berry_gatherer]

When u beat this game Obi Wan does the Trainspotting choose life monologue during the credits and no im not joking

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

Most elderly Goombas I’ve met look back on their time in the Bowser Youth with shame, certainly, but also with disquieting melancholy, not entirely unlike the recall of a lost love

[soph @sulpes]

the intro of this movie always gets me so hyped can we talk about this

[Supper Mario Broth @MarioBrothBlog]

In the spirit of April Fools' Day but without sacrificing the Supper Mario Broth veracity policy, here is a fact that seems so outlandish as to be a joke, but is actually true: in 1993, a Swedish Sega ad campaign briefly planned to use profanity to slander Mario.

[(doctor) Alex Grease @dodgonkulator]

(Matt Johnson talking about me in an interview) Oh I think he's a genius. Oh yeah no I'm dead serious. He does these very derivative tweets that are really actually quite awful but he's got this amazing neurotic inferiority complex that's so, um...pathetic i think it's incredible

[Supper Mario Broth @MarioBrothBlog]

According to Motoi Okamoto, Mini-Game Director for Super Mario 64 DS, Shigeru Miyamoto would start midnight crunch sessions for the game's development by walking into the office and announcing "It's Mario time."

[Cher @cher]

I THINK, HITLER,GOEBBELS,GORING,HIMMLER,& HESS ARE LIVING IN ICLOUD….

[jauffre @ weynon priory @TleTleTleee]

@NorthernIion_LP Any movie, potentially every movie, could have an invisible man

[William Shatner @WilliamShatner]

And yes, it was Raisin Bran. 😉 @KelloggsUS #Ad