In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks
Can’t wait for the #Usher concert on Sunday! Heard #TaylorSwift might be there with her boyfriend, word on the street is he will be wearing sports ball attire. Those crazy celebrities! Go Canton Bulldogs! @NFL@taylorswift13@tkelce#SuperBowlLVIII
30 years ago today we launched an alleged talk show called “Late Night with Conan O’Brien.” We were on a mission to make the silly show of our immature dreams. My eternal thanks to Lorne Michaels, Jeff Ross, Robert Smigel, and countless disturbed, loyal, creative friends.
Republican state lawmakers in Montana are advancing legislation that would alter next year’s U.S. Senate primary in an apparent bid to thwart the reelection of Sen. Jon Tester, one of several Democrats on the ballot in GOP-leaning states. https://t.co/3xgzmDVFXA
@barstoolsports And, if the order is wrong it’s not the drivers fault! There’s so much messed up things with this. First off, the people that actually make your food are rarely tipped from the service.