Tim Lonchena

Oyster Connoisseur. RTR. Ask me how Mike Shula ruined Tyrone Protho.

[Yeah Yeah! @YeahYeahOkBro]

I DO NOT NEED TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION TO PAY MY ELECTRICITY BILL. LET ANYONE IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER IF THEY WANT TO PAY IT

[Tim Lonchena @tlonchena]

@MattyMcRoggy @liam_nabors3 I’m a redskins fan so I agree with both of you. I’m envious of an atmosphere like Philly. I also think only about 5 nfl cities are like you guys in terms of the passion that rivals sec football.

[Clint Lamb @ClintRLamb]

Oregon’s last 3 games…

34-pt L to Indiana
7-pt W vs. Boise State
8-pt L to Oklahoma State

-Lost by 20 to Ohio State in 2024
-Lost by 46 to Georgia in 2022

Idk… y’all gotta start giving Dan Lanning the same energy you give Kalen DeBoer.

[Breiden Fehoko @BreidenFehoko]

Nobody has underachieved with more resources than Dan Lanning. All these interviews and speeches with nothing to show. Oregon will forever be known as the uniform school. It’s time for Oregon to go hire someone real.

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

These refs are calling the game with a Buffalo Wild Wings button where their dicks should be

[Tim Lonchena @tlonchena]

Please pull a kiffin and leave grubb at the Lexington airport

[AJ Spurr @SpurrFM]

Live look at Ryan Grubb calling the Alabama offense:

[Chris Marler @Vern_Funquist]

Officials: It’s a catch but he fumbled before the 1st down. Alabama ball.

Head of Officials: He actually never caught it. It should be an incomplete pass.

*Pan to official on field for the call after a 3 minute commercial break to review it*

Official: First down Kentucky!

[Tim Lonchena @tlonchena]

@Michellek4040 ESPN really giving us that authentic at the game feeling right now

[David Pollack @davidpollack47]

Alabama just got screwed on that 4th and short. No way around it. That isnt close to a catch in todays World. Nope

[Writing The Republic @Write4Republic]

Black and white conservative men standing together against murdering children:

[Xander @jack_kingoff13]

Remember when it was cool to like your country and people weren’t whining about everything

[Josh @JoshuaOgundu]

I think the reason that 9/11 is hitting harder this year for millennials is because we realize the ages they were are the ages we are now

[Eric Spencer @JustEric]

This jury is such a perfect representation of our current society.

11 morons thinking, saying, and doing retarded shit...and the one guy who actually has his head on straight is labeled as the problem.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Shout out to my mom for not strangling me to death with an exercise band when I was an infant.

You’re the best, ma!

[OutspokenSamantha @Outspoken_Sam]

The more the Lindsay Clancy jurors talk, the better they make the holdout look.

[Blipp Trackmon @T_Blackmon9]

The B1G actually does what people think the SEC does to protect their big brands.

[J ** @dith_3008]

lol the treatment that didn’t work before she unalived all of her kids is suddenly working.

The psychosis has disappeared.

This country is literally upside down & i fear has reached the point of no return. We are Surrounded by idiots & social media has given them a megaphone

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

Nothing says "we need to defeat the billionaire class" like your wife wearing $350k worth of diamonds in Venice, Italy.

[Tim Lonchena @tlonchena]

@CalebCastille Tyrone Protho was so fun to watch