This is so fucking cringe.
Jewish Columbia student sees a memorial for dead Gaza children and instantly turns it into a personal death threat.
Oscar-level victim performance.
BREAKING: Lyra Valkyria reportedly has backstage heat
Sources within WWE report that Lyra Valkyria has backstage heat, which is reportedly why she hasn't been booked since defeating Bayley at Saturday Night's Main Event.
The "heat," however, is said to be literal.
"She hasn't taken a bath in two months. She's hot, sticky, and very stinky," one source claimed.
"Sol and Iyo had to hold their breath just to shoot the backstage segment with her," another source added.
WWE officials are reportedly very concerned. Sources say the smell has gotten so bad that Bayley is reportedly signing with AEW just to get away from it.
BREAKING: Overzealous fan claims WWE is "predictable." Predicts absolutely nothing correctly.
Todd Whitaker of Appleton, Wisconsin has repeatedly declared on X that WWE is "too predictable" and that there's "no point in watching."
Despite this, Todd continues watching specifically to explain to everyone else how predictable everything is.
Some of his recent predictions include:
"Jey is obviously winning King of the Ring. It's not even a question."
"Cody retaining in Saudi is the most predictable thing WWE could possibly do. If you think otherwise, you haven't been watching."
"Cody is beating Sami tonight on RAW. Why are we even pretending this is a mystery?"
"Iyo is obviously winning at SummerSlam. Liv's gonna have zero successful defenses. Duh"
"Anyone but Chelsea Green is winning this. Come on guys 😂"
Sources say Todd's lack of foresight has carried over into his personal life.
He recently created a Tinder account where he expects he'll be a hot commodity.
Needless to say, the results have been...predictable.
BREAKING: Jey Uso detained by Norfolk Police
WWE superstar Jey Uso was reportedly detained earlier today by Norfolk Police for allegedly "inciting gun violence."
The incident reportedly stems from Jey firing a "warning shot" on RAW that startled the live audience—and reportedly Solo Sikoa.
Police say they are taking the matter seriously, citing America's ongoing gun problem and the alarming spread of Uso's finger-gun gestures throughout popular culture.
Most recently, Will Ospreay was seen using the gesture during his promo against Kenny Omega.
Solo Sikoa, who made similar gun gestures on RAW last week, reportedly narrowly avoided being brought in for questioning.
When asked for comment, Solo simply replied:
"Phew.....Phew."
Solo Sikoa’s YEET party, but with his own voice (the one he sang on last night’s Raw.)
“Day One Ish, it’s just me Uce! POW!” 🎶😂
SOLO DOLO, OH YOU BEAUTY. 🔥😭