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@Red_Waveist @JonHeyman kelenic tried that.. now he can barely make a major league roster

[Blake Denning @denning63]

We need a slur for people taking forever to buy scratch-off tickets at the gas station when you’re in a rush..

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@steaakfriend Some Jeff Sunday shit right here

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@deadguynoises @apow1753 Whether you like it up the ass or not has no correlation to a guy doing his job in a rainbow hat or not

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@steaakfriend I’ll take Corbin Carroll so that Ketel will hit for you

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@TheDegenWeekly You’d have had 3 bathroom breaks by the time you finished

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@Smash_Johnson78 @UnderdogMLB I… ya know what, nvm.

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@steaakfriend God damn yelich and Tatis couldn’t let me make it to the later games.

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@steaakfriend No TanneGOAT slander plz

[Angry Mariners Fan @AngryMariners]

“World Series aspirations” and I’m here watching fucking Connor Joe, Leo Rivas, and Jhonny Pereda

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@WildWestCards @UnderdogMLB That’s what you get for adding -1000 odds to your parlay lmao

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off

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@jp_crawford Stop sucking

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@_mcameron44 @TridentTrue Well.. he’s an awful fielder and below average hitter.. so yes. His time is coming lol

[Rodney “chopped puka” Livingston @Nbdydoitlikesnu]

Killing myself postponed to next week #blessed

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@LieutenantRusty @SchraderValves @Walmart just walk by regardless. They can get rid of self checkout and have open lanes… orrrr, believe whoever walks out the store. Their choice

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@thebrotector @BookitWithTrent Except he’s a loser. But yeah, they’d just have to stop calling him fat.

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@ExTerMINater267 @TheHungerGames Another movie on the books

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@Wowie420Zowie @AmbassadorAlcee @misfitpatriot Money and power talks. That’s what I’m saying. And why is he allowed to change but not others? Crucify people online for shit from a decade ago, but not anyone else?

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@Wowie420Zowie @AmbassadorAlcee @misfitpatriot Alright outdoor ribeye. You know all
And obviously all the videos of him saying he opposes gay marriage are just fake AI stuff made in 2007 and so on. lol