Trent M.

Engineer who loves music, Colorado sports, the outdoors, and stupid puns. @avalanche @nuggets @broncos

[Trent M. @tmac_307]

@Keefmorris You hit Jokic in the side with a forearm and elbow in the ribs and then walked away like you did nothing. Of course you are trying to play the victim. You are the kid who starts a fight on the playground and then cries when they get hit back.

[emma ⟢ @bieberyzy]

having billboards up after getting married at madison square garden might actually be the tackiest thing this woman has ever done

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Insane that our money is being used to pay these guys millions in overtime because a billionaire is having a wedding in the middle of our city on 4th of July weekend.

[Emma Vigeland @EmmaVigeland]

She’s just another psychotic billionaire. On a holiday weekend. Amidst all this worldwide suffering, the ultra-wealthy still have no compunction. Unreal.

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

LeBron:

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Trump on the reflecting pool: "If you had a knife, you can't even cut it."

Also, Trump on the reflecting pool: "They cut it."

[Samuel Deats 🌕 @SamuelDeats]

Generative AI is built on the stolen personal data and creative works of countless people across generations. Our art, music, writing, movies, photos, voices, journalism, and so on. Stolen by tech oligarchs.

It destroys jobs, communities, the environment, and now your hobbies.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

They’ve arrested more people for touching the peeling paint at the Reflecting Pool than they’ve arrested from the Epstein files.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.

[Brian Baez @MentallyDivine]

Got billions…and YOU’RE MAD AF ABOUT A MAYOR WHO STANDS WITH THE PEOPLE. LOSER ASS BEHAVIOR.

[Emma Vigeland @EmmaVigeland]

Everyone booed the shit out of Dolan and you could tell it rattled him 😂

[Velodus🎇🦅 @velodus]

Dolan really is the owner who most personifies MAGA in that you can give him everything he wants and he'll still be a miserable asshole about it. All he had to do for a PR victory lap was smile and be happy and he couldn't even do it.

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

now do Hillary Clinton in 2016

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

Congratulations to the 2025-2026 NBA champions Wu-Tang Clan

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Rob Schneider’s Accountant: You can’t do it

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: SpaceX is now worth more than Amazon.

SpaceX market cap is $2.75 trillion, Amazon's is $2.65 trillion.

Amazon's profits were $78 billion last year. SpaceX lost $5 billion last year.

[NKY Lefty @NKY_Leftist]

The 4th largest company in the world. It doesn't produce anything. It doesn't make money. It has no plans to make money. It wouldn't even have stayed afloat if not for taxpayer dollars. I mean y'all cannot be serious rn

[Variety @Variety]

At no point has the Trump presidency more closely resembled a scene out of “Idiocracy,” Mike Judge’s 2006 satire about a Philistine society that abhors intellectualism, than on Sunday night, as the White House played host to UFC Freedom 250.

The event was ostensibly meant to commemorate the 250th birthday of America, but really to honor the 80th birthday of President Donald J. Trump, a man whose thirst for adulation and public spectacle will never be quenched.

Read the full column from @MarlowNYC: https://t.co/PcD9ui6jjr

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Awesome war where we lost 400 billion, killed a bunch of children, and gained literally nothing

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing they spend $80B to bomb Iran only to pay Iran $300B more to undo the damage

[Lord Immy Kant @KantInEastt]

Americans after paying $300 billion to Iran to reopen the Strait of Hormuz which was never closed