Tess Mathias

John Mayer if ur reading this: Sup?

[Tess Mathias @tmathias_13]

When you don't wanna work but need the hours

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

OH SHE SPILLED😭😭😭

[CARA MIA @prodmelaudme]

Brat summer

[Tess Mathias @tmathias_13]

@maddhalps I feel the same way about Vanderpump Rules

[DECKI @bydecki]

him: r u stupid
me:

[Tess Mathias @tmathias_13]

Crazy how MTV had high school sophomores dressed in stiletto booties at school

[Tess Mathias @tmathias_13]

@ChipotleTweets is this a joke? Why even bother putting this in the bag lol

[Tess Mathias @tmathias_13]

@Molsonblum Report the real account

[Tess Mathias @tmathias_13]

@maddhalps This is funny to me because I saw the empty Doritos bag in the trash can when I got home

[Tess Mathias @tmathias_13]

@rustyfeathers A dream come true

[Tess Mathias @tmathias_13]

Yukon Cornelius can get it

[Tess Mathias @tmathias_13]

@Molsonblum Ur right

[Tess Mathias @tmathias_13]

@Molsonblum I literally just got my dad one for his birthday

[Tess Mathias @tmathias_13]

I was on a party bus earlier and someone requested TRANS-SIBERIAN ORCHESTRA???

[Tess Mathias @tmathias_13]

nothing like rubbing ur feet together like a little cricket in bed after a long day

[Tess Mathias @tmathias_13]

@maddhalps 💅

[Tess Mathias @tmathias_13]

When I die burry me in a vat of @dominos garlic sauce

[Tess Mathias @tmathias_13]

Legally changing my name to Melvin Doo

[jim (free palestine) @yung__mean]

whenever i get high in the middle of the day

[Tess Mathias @tmathias_13]

@SophieASlut Omg