Tom McEwan

Manchester based. Craft beer drinker. Still play PokémonGo 🤓. Bearded uncle with a good drinking capacity, as per the best spam message request ever 😂.

[Tom McEwan @tmcewan88]

@AdamCrafton_ Literally playing into the South Park satire of corruption!

[joe @spinningjoe]

harry kane sounds like a pokemon that can only say his own name

[Tom McEwan @tmcewan88]

Fuck. 😢. Her art was a masterpiece. And knowing she felt so deeply. Fuck.

[Palash @ABiggerSpalash]

As per the press release, she 'died of sadness' from her husband's death. I thought that's a euphemism for suicide but turns out it is a real medical thing. Grief so strong that it weakens the heart muscles, and you literally die from a broken heart.

It is just infinitely sad and I cannot imagine the pain she must have gone through. But I cannot help but see a glimmer of beauty in such a passing. Love can persevere so strong that it stays with you until you die. May she rest in peace. May she be united with her husband.

[Blonde of War (JJ) @BlondeOfWar]

The number of times I have watched this is bordering on obsessive.
I’m ded. ☠️
Send help. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[Tom McEwan @tmcewan88]

Ace time at the Whit Friday band competition until the train - a few lads made a racist slur which I called them out on. What followed? One was embarrassed and the others said “you @TheGreenParty?!” - yes, I am actually, but how far have we fallen to have that way of thinking? 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Tom McEwan @tmcewan88]

Big up da Pope.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

This is too accurate. 😂

[megan kenyon @meganekenyon]

Greens seeming to do v well in Manchester City Council elections - expected to take around 15 of the 32 seats up for grabs (they have currently taken 14). Labour, meanwhile, have lost 17 seats.

[Tom McEwan @tmcewan88]

All of the comms from Labour and the Lib Dems was that it was a straight fight between the two, and the Greens had other priorities…I really didn’t like that messaging and it looks like others didn’t either! 💚

[Manchester City Council @ManCityCouncil]

Result: Elected Councillor for Ancoats and Beswick - Hussayn Salem, Green Party

https://t.co/R9mYVAHThf

#LocalElection2026

[Pauly Kwestel @pkwestel]

Shouldn't hire Carrick b/c we saw what happened with Ole
Shouldn't hire Iraola b/c we saw what happened with Moyes
Shouldn't hire a former PL winner b/c we saw what happened with Mourinho
Shouldn't hire someone who won a smaller league b/c we saw what happened with Ten Hag/Amorim

[Tom McEwan @tmcewan88]

As undeniably funny as some of the tweets about this alleged JPM scandal are, if (let’s be honest after reading it, when) it’s largely found to be bullshit this woman’s career and personal life will have been absolutely destroyed. The level of detail before any judgment is awful.

[Carl Anka @Ankaman616]

Manchester when the sun is shining is one of the best places on Planet Earth.

Have a great weekend, comrades.

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

A Football Manager player "ruined his life" to prove that Arne Slot is a fraud.

Buckle in folks, this is an incredible read... 😂👏

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

always, forever.

[Tom McEwan @tmcewan88]

It’s good to see Hulk Hogan Hulk Hoganing all over Wrestlemania despite being literally dead.

[Kofi Kingston @TrueKofi]

Avenged…at long last…

[Tom McEwan @tmcewan88]

Didn’t hate that, but that was the point in Lesnar squashing Cena then? Does that make Oba even MORE dominant now, maybe? Not to mention why Oba didn’t eliminate Brock at the Rumble and had a weak elimination.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Zohran Mamdani: “I wish the words of Tupac from the 90’s weren’t still prescient, but they continue to be true for too many which is that we always have money for war and not to feed the poor”

[Tom McEwan @tmcewan88]

@sidlowe @TheEllisScott @Matt5cott As a United fan this is 100% how I feel. It’s an indifference at best. Plus, in this one specific season, it’d be so funny to see Arsenal implode.

[Koyuki @TadaBanri98]

Han mejorado la Esgrima un 200% con esta tontería que locura