August

Life is short, live it. Love is rare, grab it. Anger is bad, dump it. Fear is awful, face it.

[August @tmcfar]

@bontanamrown They played Holand in Dallas last week, you absolute weirdo. Mexico is a fantastic country, and I am certain Monterray treated the Japanese amazing and made great memories.

[August @tmcfar]

There is this phenomenon in sports where goal A is to get there, goal B is to do well when you get there. That’s how you get Paraguay, Tunisia and Qatar being disciplined and organized and qualifying easily, but falling apart when they arrive. It happens in American sports too.

[Jeff @JeffFcb14]

“Quien estará haciendo ruido a las 2 de la mañana”

Yo celebrando el cuarto gol de Japón:

[August @tmcfar]

@RealManSports Snowbird protocol. An awful watch.

[ちょめ子 @chome2xx]

私は8時間後からタイムリープしてきました、日本はチュニジアに4-0で勝ちます

[Matt Smethurst @MattSmethurst]

40% of fatherhood is walking around the house, turning off lights.

[IVÁNkite @_MeDicenDann_]

-Hasta que no saques la mejor foto del mundial no vuelvas.
-Bueno

[August @tmcfar]

Man the knockout stages of this World Cup are going to be so damn good. So many teams came to play. Shoutout to Moriyasu for that aggressive formation. I’m telling you the competition is fierce. Go big or go home.

[August @tmcfar]

@schuttsm I know this will blow most peoples minds, but the players representing the USMNT make more money than the average NBA, MLB or NFL player. they do make more than the median wages in those leagues.

[Kellie L. Gambling @two_bysea]

It’s in our blood. 🇺🇸

[TONY™ @TONYxTWO]

Scotland fans singing the U.S. National Anthem before the U.S. game 🇺🇸👏🏼

Every single one of these foreigners are more American than every liberal who disrespects America

[Christian Schneider @Schneider_CM]

It's no surprise that the Europeans here for the World Cup are amazed at Texas - living there is like the America+ subscription plan

[totoro @Totorofans12]

Totoro Let's go Japan!🇯🇵

[Hello kitty @HelloKittyy753]

Hello Kitty Let's go japan!🇯🇵

[August @tmcfar]

Oh my god. A shinpei moment. Japan is singing Bon Jovi. if you know you know.

[Bleed blue snoopy @BleedSnoopy]

Let's go japan samurai Blue🇯🇵

[Dallas Texas TV @DallasTexasTV]

Japan in Texas is the ultimate highlight of this entire World Cup

[August @tmcfar]

Jeremy, go be with your wife and child. Your family is miles more important than goddamned soccer. Unapologetically go be with your woman.

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Jeremy Doku has been criticised for saying he wants to leave Belgium's World Cup camp to be with his wife when she gives birth to their first child.

[Leonardo Bertozzi @lbertozzi]

Eloy Room joga no Miami FC, da USL, que nem é a principal liga dos Estados Unidos, mas é futebol profissional.

Aqui nessa rede há o costume de diminuir tudo que não é campeonato de ponta como se fosse "amador" ou algum tipo de piada.

Qualquer profissional é muito melhor que o melhor peladeiro que você já viu na vida.

A distância de Eloy Room para o Neuer é menor que a de Eloy Room para o goleiro que fecha o gol na várzea.

[A1FantasySports @a1fantasy23]

Cancel USA vs Turkey.
Cancel Germany vs Ecuador.

Lock Turkey and Ecuador into a stadium and don't let either team out until one of them scores a goal.