Taylor Redmond

Christian, Husband, Father, Atlanta Braves fan. Rts don't mean anything. Opinions are my own and are usually correct.

[Taylor Redmond @tmredmond]

“…but in Gondor the new year will always now begin upon the twenty-fifth of March when Sauron fell, and when you were brought out of the fire to the King. He has tended you, and he now awaits you. You shall eat and drink with him. When you are ready I will lead you to him”.

- JRR Tolkien.

(It’s about Good Friday, Easter, and you)

[Taylor Redmond @tmredmond]

@The_Sue_Chef It’s never failed yet

[Taylor Redmond @tmredmond]

Take her to a Braves game boys. Follow me for more marriage tips.

[Taylor Redmond @tmredmond]

Read your kids the Lord of Rings when they’re young. Mine are 5 and 7 and they are totally enamored. And they’ve never encountered the stories before….so they have no idea what’s about to happen.

[Taylor Redmond @tmredmond]

Guys wait I’m not good enough at gardening yet

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: Anthropic reveals several of its AI models escaped a testing environment & independently hacked three organizations without the company’s knowledge.

[Taylor Redmond @tmredmond]

@OldHollowTree “Howdy there partner”

[Taylor Redmond @tmredmond]

It’s just all shorts and reels man. WTF are we doing?

[Taylor Redmond @tmredmond]

Just back from a 90 day social media hiatus. Did I miss anything good?

[Taylor Redmond @tmredmond]

My favorite of my own tweets are always my worst performing. Is this narcissism?

[Taylor Redmond @tmredmond]

7 yo from upstairs; “Ow! I’m telling mom on you!”

*dad interception*

“Before you say anything - think about what I’m going to ask you, what the answers are, and what you should do.”

*Long pause*

“I can help you figure it out if you need me to”

7 yo, heading back upstairs and mumbling: “I already did”

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[Taylor Redmond @tmredmond]

Not a perfect president, but a good one

[Taylor Redmond @tmredmond]

7 yo from upstairs; “Ow! I’m telling mom on you!”

*dad interception*

“Before you say anything - think about what I’m going to ask you, what the answers are, and what you should do.”

*Long pause*

“I can help you figure it out if you need me to”

7 yo, heading back upstairs and mumbling: “I already did”

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@OldHollowTree Imagine how good that tweet could have been

[Taylor Redmond @tmredmond]

Playing the newly released/remastered Halo campaign. Captain Keyes does not look as old as he used to…but that was a quarter century ago and I was 11…

[Taylor Redmond @tmredmond]

@AndyBeshearKY Hey man if you hurry you might have time to delete this awful take

[Taylor Redmond @tmredmond]

@ATLHeadband I hosted a watch party. No one arrived until the second inning.

[Taylor Redmond @tmredmond]

“Whoops I added too much of @KindersFlavors The Blend” said no one ever.

[Taylor Redmond @tmredmond]

My wife: “In 20 minutes dad is going to fix two cups of ice cream, and then he’s going to check your room. If it’s clean, you get the ice cream. If it’s not, we get to eat them.”

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This is honestly so exciting to me. The idea of another Harris run sounds so funny.
https://t.co/l31pEUmzHS

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Less than half the texts that come to my phone are sent by real people. This is exhausting.

[Taylor Redmond @tmredmond]

@Eric_Conn The depth of irony between this post and your pfp is so painful that it goes beyond typical rage bait, and must surely be a troll act to see how absurd you can act before people catch on

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Hunter Biden has joined the chat

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

We are supposedly at war to stop Iran from enriching the uranium we “obliterated” over a year ago.

Yesterday we signed a deal to help Saudi Arabia enrich uranium.

The first time the United States has ever helped another country enrich uranium on foreign soil.

The Saudis refused the inspection protocol 140 other countries accept. Too intrusive, they said.

Trump agreed. He signed a national security waiver to get around the rule.

The Saudis paid Kushner $100 million. They put $2 billion into his firm. They put another $6 billion into LIV Golf, which pays Trump properties to host its tournaments. They signed ten billion dollars in Trump-branded real estate deals in Jeddah and Riyadh. All in just the last few years.

But sure. My paintings.

[Taylor Redmond @tmredmond]

My 5yo son, while watching camping YouTube videos recently: “Dad how do the babies come out of the mommy’s tummy? Out of their mouths?”

I have a pact with my children to always tell them the truth, and I did. But holy smokes kid.