taylor 💖🪐🌈✨

dime store cowgirl • hash brown patty enthusiast

[taylor 💖🪐🌈✨ @tmsmock]

I have 3 pairs of false eyelashes and a breakfast burrito in my purse and that's pretty much all anyone needs to know about me as a person.

[MLB @MLB]

From the bleachers to the ballfield and everywhere in between …

Baseball is for everyone. #Pride

[taylor 💖🪐🌈✨ @tmsmock]

When have you ever seen someone driving a Subaru Crosstrek that isn’t an absolute 10/10 baddie. You haven’t

[Tupapi 😘 @alfredosastree]

mi spotify wrapped:

[computer @reallycoolguy00]

@VivekGRamaswamy Billionaires want to shutdown agency designed to stop billionaires from scamming and stealing money from regular people. Shocker.

[taylor 💖🪐🌈✨ @tmsmock]

Oh okay great that clears it up thanks

[DNVR Rockies @DNVR_Rockies]

The Dodgers starting rotation currently looks like this:
1. Yamamoto
2. Ohtani
3. Snell
4. Glasnow
5. Gonsolin

Cool.

[taylor 💖🪐🌈✨ @tmsmock]

Pause Hulu and there’s advertisements with real time price trends then hit play and its commercials about open AI models. We genuinely live in hell

[taylor 💖🪐🌈✨ @tmsmock]

This photo is everything. Life is so beautiful

[Tommy O’Dwyer @TommyOKid]

Forget running the ball, pound the fucking zone

[taylor 💖🪐🌈✨ @tmsmock]

Look I love to indulge in girly pop panic and existential crises as much as the next person but some of y’all really need to get a grip

[taylor 💖🪐🌈✨ @tmsmock]

I may have fiber-ed too close to the sun I fear

[Patrick Lyons @PatrickDLyons]

This might have been the best defensive play of 2024.

Brenton Doyle, coming in and going across his body for a diving catch THEN getting a 95th-percentile runner at third base.

Might even say this Gold Glove Award winner is worthy of Platinum.

[PintsO’Guinness @PintsO_Guinness]

This is what life is about.

[Brian @metsfanbrian2]

November: “I miss baseball”
December: “I miss baseball”
January: “I miss baseball”
February: “I miss baseball”
March: “I miss baseball”
April 1st “THIS FCKING UMP”

[Mental Masochist @SentientSadist]

Me at my 225th rodeo:

"What the hell is going on?"

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

These people are giving the game away. They want to create a world in which no one has the desire to read, create or think, and eventually no one has the capacity to. Reading, critical thinking, the humanities, are never wastes of time; they are what make us free.

[taylor 💖🪐🌈✨ @tmsmock]

I fucking love giving gifts so much I’m like foaming at the mouth to give my boyfriend his birthday present and it’s over a month away

[Every Rockie EVER @EveryRockieEver]

Charlie Blackmon- OF/DH
CO Rockies: 2011-2024
1,624 GP, 21.3 rWAR
.293/.353/.479, 111 OPS+
1,805 H, 996 R
334 2B, 68 3B
227 HR, 801 RBI,
148 SB
1,142 SO, 485 BB
4x AS
2x SS
2017 Batting Title (.331)
Ranked 2nd in many franchise records
#EveryRockieEver

[taylor 💖🪐🌈✨ @tmsmock]

Bullying works

[taylor 💖🪐🌈✨ @tmsmock]

I get to experience my boyfriend watch The Office for the first time and it is just an absolute joy