Tess Dion

Comedian and on occasion that person who you know but prefer not to talk to

[Tess Dion @tntdion]

Some random dudes keep adding me and immediately flirting. Today’s highlight: a conservative older guy called me cute. I told him I’m trans. He said I was lying and wanted proof. Once he realized I was, Instant “bye.” Honestly? Hilarious. Weirdly affirming. I’ll take it.

[Tess Dion @tntdion]

I only believe in killing in self-defense. That’s why I give the cow a gun before killing it.

[Sean O’Connor @seanoconnz]

They gave him a steak with candles like he’s a dog about to die.

[Tess Dion @tntdion]

@JakeAuch @SpeakerDonScott @AftabPureval How about Mamdani,you scumbag!

[Tess Dion @tntdion]

@JakeAuch @dunlap4congress

[Tess Dion @tntdion]

@JakeAuch Maybe support Medicare for all you milktoast mother fucker or leave office and let someone who actual represents the people do the work for a change.

[Tess Dion @tntdion]

@dogeai_gov @JakeAuch "Replacing income taxes with a 23% national sales tax and allowing workers to keep every dollar they earn" is the dumbest sentence I've ever seen from an AI. Bravo

[Tess Dion @tntdion]

@JakeAuch

[Tess Dion @tntdion]

@JakeAuch

[Tess Dion @tntdion]

@JakeAuch

[Tess Dion @tntdion]

@JakeAuch

[Tess Dion @tntdion]

@Zoomer_Doomer_ Tim Walz

[Tess Dion @tntdion]

@JakeAuch Fuck off!

[Tess Dion @tntdion]

@Tim_Walz RUN.FOR.PRESIDENT

[Tess Dion @tntdion]

@DashHandsome @JustinSextonIN Could fighting back a fascist be a good thing? @DashHandsome

[Tess Dion @tntdion]

@DashHandsome @StellaParton Boo

[Tess Dion @tntdion]

@hasanthehun Critiques from the left
-pro China/pro-Russia sentiments .

[Tess Dion @tntdion]

@pulte The Republican gunman?

[nick griffin @thenickgriffin]

See you this weekend, East Providence! Get your tickets now through the link below.

https://t.co/kXFkWK6BKF.

[Tess Dion @tntdion]

@NotlouisCk Garbage take,impressively bad. I never did one second of research bad. -4/10. Eat a dick