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you gotta eat the ass b4 the ass eats you

[Oren @OrenTFC]

Learn sexual discipline, you're not a wild animal

[m ¨̮ @melmadara]

bringing back weird memories from elementary school: A THREAD

[mark @h00kahdoncic]

Me when I hear myself cough

[RUNCH @_BeeGilly_]

Y’all really out here tipping badly or not tipping????? During a pandemic?????? In restaurants y’all begged for to be open????????????? During a pandemic?????????????

[Jasmine @JasmineLWatkins]

Everyone: Disney World shouldn’t reopen so soon

Mickey:

[austin @convictedloner]

girls be tryna “i hate youuuuuu” their way into some dick

[Myraaa 🍒 @myrabenitez30]

On Twitter you either from Cali or texas

[hot momma @shayna_pooo]

Hollywood is a lovely show

[ޔ @Goldemonic]

I need a playlist of all the songs I used to love but forgot about

[T’RAY @teerae]

I spend a lot of time on Zillow looking at $600,000 homes for someone who doesn’t have $600,000