Please stop pretending to be confused why Lana Del Rey married the alligator tour guide man.
This dude's literal job is to know where the gators are at. I bet he even has pictures on his phone of the baby ones.
Good for you, Lana, lucky lady.
My boyfriend tried to put my unopened drink that had been sitting on the counter for half an hour back in the fridge.
I am so annoyed he doesn't understand that I like things cold but not cold cold.
I'm fostering a bunny who had babies a few months ago and I asked if she would be okay being away from them.
They told me she's been desperate to escape her messy babies since they were a week old.
She even tried launching herself over her pen to get even a moment of respite.
For a short period of time my cat and I were both on Prozac. We kinda bonded over that which was cute.
Then it made both of us have uncontrollable nausea. Which we also bonded over. π₯° Love twinning w/ my girly.