waterbug

🐢 wildlife biologist 🐸 frog enthusiast 🐛 non-binary lil bug 🐜 she/they 🐌

[waterbug @toadparade]

a gram of that good stuff

[waterbug @toadparade]

Please stop pretending to be confused why Lana Del Rey married the alligator tour guide man.

This dude's literal job is to know where the gators are at. I bet he even has pictures on his phone of the baby ones.

Good for you, Lana, lucky lady.

[waterbug @toadparade]

I found a little garter snake being swarmed by ants and I am gonna try to fix him. Zach already named him Freckle and I'm emotionally attached.

[waterbug @toadparade]

Related: I'm autistic.

[waterbug @toadparade]

My boyfriend tried to put my unopened drink that had been sitting on the counter for half an hour back in the fridge.

I am so annoyed he doesn't understand that I like things cold but not cold cold.

[laura @lauracreature]

I have three hagstones - one for seeing the future, one for seeing the fae, & one for seeing if you're annoyed with me

[waterbug @toadparade]

I'm fostering a bunny who had babies a few months ago and I asked if she would be okay being away from them.

They told me she's been desperate to escape her messy babies since they were a week old.

She even tried launching herself over her pen to get even a moment of respite.

[waterbug @toadparade]

@alysroa To fix none of the problems and make the situation much weirder!

[waterbug @toadparade]

@alysroa You should get their scientific name tattooed instead!

[waterbug @toadparade]

✨Big✨Beautiful✨Obstacle✨

[clare @sadderlizards]

no worries i’m just gonna throw up about it

[waterbug @toadparade]

For a short period of time my cat and I were both on Prozac. We kinda bonded over that which was cute.

Then it made both of us have uncontrollable nausea. Which we also bonded over. 🥰 Love twinning w/ my girly.

[waterbug @toadparade]

Painstakingly waited for this fabric to be on sale for months. I am scared to cut out the pattern because I don't want to mess up!!

[waterbug @toadparade]

I made another shirt!! 🪡 🌞🍊🍏🌼

[waterbug @toadparade]

I miss this era and aesthetic and how I took so many mirror selfies looking like a little dirty ratboy

[waterbug @toadparade]

I bought a new bag and this is him.

[waterbug @toadparade]

I bought this beautiful cheese tray from a lady on FB marketplace who said she got it as a wedding gift in 1954.

[waterbug @toadparade]

extreme DaCHsHUNd

[waterbug @toadparade]

Bunny parkour

[waterbug @toadparade]

I get so much joy from using our veggie scraps to make tiny gourmet meals for the rabbit