Sly goat⏳

First in class at being a wreck

[Mr. Nobody @MmisterNobody]

If you’re fine with mass surveillance because you’re “not doing anything wrong,” just wait until they redefine what “wrong” means.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Remember to treat your body like a data center.

Consume as much literature and water as possible.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You CANNOT rage against the machine if you’re asking it to summarise your emails for you.

[Kevin Meredith @KevinMeredith]

@oelma__ November 22, 1963. 11:30 AM. Central Time. On the dot.

[Ash 👩🏾‍💻 @TechBaeAsh]

“We used to get in trouble for not utilizing common sense.”

FELT!! 🤣😂😭

[Rebekah Jones @GeoRebekah]

More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are transgender athletes in youth sports.

[Sly goat⏳ @toagredrum]

@miwimybaby Replug

[Sly goat⏳ @toagredrum]

@I_willnotcomply @pixxxette @JezziiB When will they start making it a felony to cheat on your wife?

[Sly goat⏳ @toagredrum]

@JeffMHague @omgsidewalks So we sell the billionaires

[jm @jeaneri]

just a reminder ladies and gentlemen

[Jake @whyyjake]

did u know if you get banned on
Hinge apparently it emails literally every single one of ur matches 😀😀😀😀😀

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

Someone please explain the neurodivergent experience of feeling like I was mentally older than my peers as a child and now feel mentally younger now as an adult….

[Sly goat⏳ @toagredrum]

@Talikithegreat7 @Gabbrielxzn When does the rest catch up😭

[Jax @Jaxdog8889]

@HalfwayPost 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

For the kids who waited until the last minute to write an essay and then just word vomited onto the paper and turned it in unedited and still got one of the top grades, are you diagnosed with ADHD and neurodivergent now? Or are you a writer?

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“But you survived” NO I disassociate, like A LOT. My heart drops when someone raises their voice. I shut down very easily. And I'm far too observant. I always feel like a burden. I isolate often. But yeah, sure, I guess I survived.

[Sly goat⏳ @toagredrum]

@DemzDeliver Cool, now let’s turn to Project Jupiter in New Mexico 🚨🚨