Ellie Egg

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[Ellie Egg @toastayeggs]

She’s perfect.

[Ellie Egg @toastayeggs]

Unfollow me if you want, I don’t care - I will not be quite about how fucked up it is people elected this horrible narcissist as our country’s leader. And shame shame on all of us if we give him 4 more years of Making American suffer and crumble and die.

[Outspoken™️ @Out5p0ken]

@realDonaldTrump One of the best right here

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

@realDonaldTrump What is wrong with you? #DementiaDon

[Ellie Egg @toastayeggs]

Always has been always will be.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

holy shit.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Nambia. Diversary. Pivittible.

Donald Trump has the best words, but which one is the most best? We created an interactive bracket tournament to find out. Voting is now open: https://t.co/yMC1rXlHWx

[Ellie Egg @toastayeggs]

@kaciekdavis Always an empty feeling, such a loss.

[BUD 💡 @King_AIR4]

This is so sickening, dude BEEN a killer

[Racism Watchdog @RacismDog]

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[Ellie Egg @toastayeggs]

Holla for bell bottoms, tie-dye, and puppies! #MentalHealthAwarenessMonth

[Ellie Egg @toastayeggs]

Agreed, but for my dog

[Rachel Regier @RachelRegier]

I truly believe i’m not capable of loving a human being more than my cat.

[Ellie Egg @toastayeggs]

Cheer to, #MentalHealthAwarenessMonth 💚💚💚 #selfcareisntselfish I am a #MentalHealthProfessional

[Ellie Egg @toastayeggs]

Saaaame

[Georgia Hardstark @GHardstark]

If I ran into ten year old me I think she'd be really bummed to hear that there aren't more galas in her adult life.

[Ellie Egg @toastayeggs]

I wish my iPhone’s facial recognition could recognize it’s still me, just with a mask on. #Covid_19 #thesimplethings #facialrecognition
@Apple

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

@realDonaldTrump because nothing says "we're all in this together" as much as this message of bipartisanship and unity in a time of national crisis. thank you so much for posting this, mister president sir, in no way does it make you look like a petty, spite-driven toddler

[Ellie Egg @toastayeggs]

@WhiteClawSherif You need to press all of the water out of it so it will retain flavor. Wrap it in a hand towel and set a couple of books on it for an hour or so then valla cook with it!